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When even David Hogg is too masculine...     (www.dailysignal.com)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-0)
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All the guns I like to shoot now are illegal.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-0)
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I own some land out of state, in a place with very relaxed gun laws. When I go there, I pretty much do what I want and have fun.

Today, my best friend and I are going to the local-ish range, in the state where I currently reside. He wants to sight in some new toys. I've been busy with other life things, so as I'm looking over my own stock of firearms, I'm seeing not too much I want to take to this range, and most of which would be frowned upon.

I can't wait to move to the other state. About another year. With luck, I'll have some roads cut and campground set up on the land I own a bit later this year.

Gun laws are terrible.
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You can sell ANYTHING online these days     (www.cheapbedbugs.com)
submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+11/-0)
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https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/live-bed-bugs

On the phone with my sister, I jokingly asked her if there was anything we cannot buy online. She suggested this and POOF! there it was.
Cool website name to. Cannot possibly get scammed on this one.
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Idiots in EU painting Ukraine colors on their cars front grille     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-3)
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Idiots in EU are painting Ukraine colors on their car front grilles. I've seen three expensive cars today, like Volvo, BMW, and Audi. If I had a truck, I would seriously think about bumping these asshioles right in the ass to scare the shit out of them. The sight was cringe and depressing. I hate idiots.

Is this happening in new world too?
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Just finished another semester     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+9/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/d584g6.jpeg

Man, I’m fried. The prospect of sitting and doing nothing for a few days sounds great. Sunshine, family, and barbecue included. Pic related.

It’s all math and science from here on out.
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I figured some of you yuppies would wanna know that ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Phil Robertson Dies at 79     (www.hollywoodreporter.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+9/-0)
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Why every illegal getting treatment in American hospitals should be deported IMMEDIATELY. (THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU)     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+9/-0)
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You know what?

Other countries also have hospitals and most have advanced FREE HEALTHCARE WHERE THE PATIENT WONT BE BANKRUPTED WITH DEBT IF THEY LIVE.

ITS BETTER FOR HER TO GET OUT OF THE US MEDICAL SYSTEM BEFORE THE DEBTS PILE UP! The faster the better!

This isn't the 1960's where the USA has the most advanced medicine. Actually we have some of the worst. It's BETTER FOR THEM TO LEAVE.

THE MEDICAL OUTCOMES WILL BE BETTER AND THEY WILL ESCAPE AMERICAN DEBT!

Hurry! Save them from the debt collectors and horrible US hospital malpractice and failures!

Get them to the free hospitals in their own countries fast!

(Did you know that visitors from countries that have universal health Care like England or others that come to the United States will leave the United States on a plane as fast as possible if they get sick to avoid this American healthcare debt!? Why should an illegal immigrant be denied this financial saving practice!)
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Someone's 2 year old sudden infant deathed at my church     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+10/-1)
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Guys I don't know how to explain this perfectly but there isn't a human in this country that doesn't know the "conspiracy theories" around vaccines. Not a single one. There is zero excuse.

If someone dies, is maimed, becomes autistic I am GENUINELY HAPPY for them! They GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. WHAT THEY WANTED.

Obviously I feel great sadness for the child, the parents though. Got what they wanted.

My sister is maimed, my other sister miscarried her only child then went straight into menopause, my grandfather died, other family members maimed, neighbor died, you can only feel happy for them. They got what they wanted under fully informed decision.
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Had a flat tire on the way home     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+9/-0)
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Me and wifey were driving along and all of a sudden a flapping noise. I stopped and sure enough I ran over a rubber bungy and the S-hook went into this near new tire. The strap beating round and round a few turns bent my fender well in. I got it back in place. Its about 85 degrees out. Me, being me, keep supplies in every vehicle we own. I told wife... I said, woman, get back in and sit in the AC and relax. I jumped out, got some plugs and pump out and do what I do. Had it fixed within a few minutes and airing the tire back up. I did have a little trouble getting that S-hook out. I had to bend it and it was metal so it was hard. I had to channel my anger to bend it. Put everything back and down the road we went. She said "you're the man. You fix everything". I said I told you this day one. I am the man. The last couple months I've had to fix a lot of stuff of ours and did so with keen ability and drive. I am the man. Its my job.

Forgot to mention that a cop stopped and asked if he could help. I said DON'T SHOOT! I CAN'T BREEVS!! and went back to doing what i was doing. He just looked at my wife and told her to have a great day. kek WTF is cop gonna do to help me?? I know better than to talk to a pig without a pack of lawyers.
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The Nigger kickback / fatigue is only 'going to get worse', not 'go back'     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+9/-1)
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When the internet first came about, specifically when norms got on it with the iphone 'invention', everyone for the first time got a voice that could reach the whole nation. People got shocked and appalled that some people were so distraught and disgusted with blacks. The whole country took a step back because liberals were so sheltered from blacks and thought it was just abhorrent behavior (on the digusted's part).

But now the world, on a world scale is coming to unity against the behavior and character of general blacks. And not only are they coming together, but blacks are coming together to unify with their behavior and triple down and go all in (BLM riots, etc). And the more everyone, including libs, gives them a second chance THEY TRIPLE DOWN.

We could very well see an all out, world wide war against blacks as every step we (humanity) makes to step up our intolerance of their behavior (including liberals), blacks step up with unified OFFENSE to continue their behavior!
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A friend of mine brought by a baby deer she found abandoned today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+8/-0)
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She found it alone and mommy deer never came back(probably hit by a car) so my friend is raising it. Its tiny. She said it sleeps at the foot of the bed with the cat. lol The little shit is playful and jumps around and is not scared of humans at all.
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I look like a cop     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+9/-1)
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Apparently I look enough like a cop for people to act AS IF I'M A COP !! I have nothing to do with law enforcement, for the record.

At this point in my life I hear people tell me this all 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 time.

It's become clear how this impression has impacted interactions I've had over the years. If you look like a cop, that makes you a cop.
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I've learned the hard way about not tagging charging cords for devices asap after you've bought them!     (img.gvid.tv)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+8/-1)
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https://img.gvid.tv/i/2zAS3Sp7.jpg

I bet computer-programming wizard @GrayDragon would have all his charging cords tagged being the precise, organised, methodical SOB that he is!
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The best workout podcast     (vid8.poal.co)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+7/-0)
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In case of elevator, do not use exit for stairs. Use fire.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SocksOnCats to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+6/-0)
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Sure, this is stupid.

But when I was a little kid, at my father's office there was a sign next to the elevator. we were often waiting for the ancient thing to arrive and I found myself staring at the sign all the time. After a while I wondered what was the best way to mess up the sign by rearranging the words. This is what I came up with.

Just something dumb I remembered this morning.
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It has come to my attention that I have been benned from SoapBoxBanHammer and I have reported this atrocious act to System and a few of my moderator frens      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+7/-1)
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If this harassment continues I will be left no choice but to call 911 and report this to my local police dept and I will send Trump an email with links and see if maybe he can defund SBBH before its too late!
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I think what Putin needs to do is explode a nuke off the coast of say the uk. Far enough away that it doesn't do any damage but within eyesight of everybody on the shoreline. And he just needs to say you people need to know what you're playing with. And that might wake the people of the country up e     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+6/-0)
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I think what Putin needs to do is explode a nuke off the coast of say the uk. Far enough away that it doesn't do any damage but within eyesight of everybody on the shoreline. And he just needs to say you people need to know what you're playing with. And that might wake the people of the country up enough to get their Jewish leaders like starmer to stop trying to provoke Russia and provoke world war iii.

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Plural for mouse is mouses. It's not a fucking rodent.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+8/-2)
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Dangus remains the biggest faggot here, controls countless subs with his alts, deletes and bans anyone who mocks his obsessive retardation     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by dangus_ravaged_anal_tissue to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+9/-3)
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The faggot is obsessed with bushcuck. I pointed this out earlier today:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=683da29af035d

My post - https://files.catbox.moe/oz07yv.png

This loser claims bushcuck is the fag while obsessing and posting about him constantly. Nevermind dangus' anus can fit a softball thanks to all the poundings he's taken from his dad and uncles.

So dangus the obsessive loser responds by deleting the post and banning me from that gay sub, which is modded by one of his alts xtra_spooky_skellington.

Reason: bald cuck seething

Only dangus talks like that. Nothing says insecurity like this faggot retard deleting posts that mock him for being a faggot retard.

Oh and he's also obsessed with PostWallHelena since she's the closest he'll ever come to interacting with a woman.
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The jews Secretly Worship White People.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+6/-0)
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It's a Love/Hate kind of relationship, like with yahway, their G~d. They Love/Hate their G~d, too.
When that money grubber met real Aryan gods and goddesses walking the earth, they knew they had to (enslave) breed with them by any means possible. The only way jews got this much power was by breeding and raising the half-jew/Aryan in their order. All it took was money.
What is money?
Money is the exchange we all agree upon for our service or our product
No matter how long we live, there will always be those who see a supply and a demand and will exploit that for their own benefit. Smart. That niche is currently filled by jews. We all support this system because we have a house and clothing and food.
Those that control the resources necessary for life control the world.
That's what money is.
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Incase you were wondering what should be added back into RO / Distilled water, it appears to be electrolytes     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+6/-0)
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So youtube recommended me to watch a "RO water bad mmk goy?" video and I decided wtf I'll watch. Despite being bias for the globohomo agenda it made a good scientific point. RO water does not contain salt, and without red blood cells shrivel or something like that.

Shortly later I found that salt is one of the electrolytes.

Shortly after that I started having heart issues (btw I've been drinking nothing but RO for over 10 years). In particular low blood pressure and "beat skips". I looked this up, and it appeared to be kinda maybe possibly related to the effects RO water could have, in particular the effects of being without salt in the water.

Later I was recommended a video about lifting supplements and particular protein. It was convincing enough so I just looked on amazon for lifting suplements. Immediately it showed electrolyte supplements for water. I thought hmm why would that be needed for lifting, maybe worth a thought about getting.

So then it just crossed my mind relating all of those, hey what exactly are the main elements missing in RO. Looked it up - calcium, magnesium, potassium, and sodium. Then I thought hmm what are the main elements those electrolyte packets are giving. You guessed it - calcium, magnesium, potassium, and sodium.

Cracked the code brothers! Enjoy better fuller living with a big FUCK YOU to the globo homo!
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The United States stopped being the usa when white land owning males were not the only people allowed to vote... prove me wrong     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+8/-2)
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That was it death of the experiment on almost all levels from that point on its been a slow decent into total jew control
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@dirtywhiteboy seems to be very mad at me and calling me names. What are some uplifting songs we can post to make him feel better?      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 weeks ago (+8/-3)
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Here's one that I think will make him feel better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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i let my power level slip from pajeet fatigue     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+7/-2)
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while out buying a new computer i might or might not have stormed out of a gas station cause the pajeet woman behind the counter didnt know where the stores were right the fuck nearby, and while storming out i audibly said "fucking pajeet!"

these fucking retards cannot even give you directions across the fucking street.
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I just bought a $38 dollar fried rice in NYC     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+6/-1)
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It wasn’t even better than my $15 fried rice at home. Which I thought was already expensive (but excellent as heaven).

Really turned me off to NYC to pay more than double for less quality.