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My Poor Broccoli

submitted by deleted to funny 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 16:13:34 ago (+31/-0)     (funny)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 10:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Me. This is why I need a housewife.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 6 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 16:35:41 ago (+6/-0)

idk why but this cracked me hard

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 17:17:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Containingabeaver -1 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 16:53:43 ago (+1/-2)

It’s because you’re being paid to create one dimensional emotional fellowship

[ - ] try 0 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 20:17:51 ago (+0/-0)

Someone else here is wary of the dozens of paid workers infesting social media whom are members of JIDF/MOSSAD/SPLC/ShareBlue/ADL/CIA/NSA/NRO/FBI/DIA/USDOJ/State Dept INR/USAFISR/DOE/DHS/TFI/ONSI/NSF/ etc.

[ - ] Containingabeaver -1 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 21:29:45 ago (+0/-1)

The air force stole my cat

I’ll never forgive them

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 4 yearsMay 23, 2021 03:38:13 ago (+4/-0)

This is what soups and stews are for, wilted veggies taste fine if you can get them into a soup before they're straight up rotten.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 19:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 4 yearsMay 23, 2021 03:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

Avocados go bad in literally one day. I don't know why anyone buys them.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 20:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4 yearsMay 23, 2021 01:52:00 ago (+0/-0)

Better than global corp marxist imperialist take out

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 4 yearsMay 23, 2021 09:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

Please stop ordering take out, especially from chains. Just make your own food.

This seems like propaganda to normalize shit like uber eats. Fuck that, fuck niggers cooking your food, cook your own food.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 10:36:01 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, if you eat out eat local first and only settle for chains when you have no other good options.

[ - ] WigSplitter 2 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 17:24:17 ago (+2/-0)

My wife buys Hello Fresh meals, but rarely ever makes one. They spoil without ever fulfilling their destiny.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 17:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 18:28:13 ago (+1/-0)

I wait until the last possible minute to cook rather than throw stuff out