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This is what happens when you "grow up with porn" goats - you become a reddit moderator!

submitted by deleted to funny 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 14:40:42 ago (+27/-1)     (funny)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 17:25:37 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:12:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:23:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 10:46:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 14:46:59 ago (+4/-0)*

At the risk of sounding cliche,

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

[ - ] underpants 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 21:27:59 ago (+3/-0)

that thing is 29???

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 07:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

Going on 45

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 14:39:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I dont think it has many years left

[ - ] Bogandoff 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 00:15:03 ago (+2/-0)

[x] Grew up with porn and became a tranny
[x] Perverted girly sleepover fantasy just like guy in the screencap about creepy tranny

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:46:49 ago (+2/-0)

Has own van.

Does he also give away candy? Christ...

[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:22:54 ago (+3/-0)

This thing will be a death statistic in no time.

[ - ] WigSplitter 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 19:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

When I was in high school, a friend came upon an 8mm porn film, but we had no projector. So we held the film up to the light and looked at the little frames. Desperate times, porn was rare, we had to make due. I can’t imagine being that age with a machine where you could just type what you wanted and it would return 10 thousand options. It would have ruined me.

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 12:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

The ruination of our species is the kikes goal. Porn is a weapon. A very effective one.

[ - ] Belrial 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 17:11:42 ago (+2/-0)

That needs to be killed with fire.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 16:35:27 ago (+2/-0)

Could have done without seeing that. Where is the NSFW tag when you want one?

[ - ] try 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 14:52:18 ago (+4/-2)

Not ejaculating for 7 days straight may boost testosterone levels in men by around 150%.

True for certain mammals, but... in humans and primates LACK OF REGULAR EJACULATION increases these two maladies :

1 > PROSTATE CANCER AVOIDANCE in 35 year old and up :

https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk

N-count 32,000 men, tracked for 18 years! Strong correlation!

Science Says Men Should Masturbate 21 Times a Month—Here’s Why:
https://www.health.com/condition/prostate-cancer/male-masturbation-benefits

Of course ejaculating more than 3 times a day is probably not helpful, and as you stated... will keep testosterone low UNLESS rational mind planning on actual sex within 48 hours, then the body miraculously doubles beard growth for 2 days and skyrockets testosterone in anticipation of guaranteed upcomming weekend sex.

2 > Not ejaculating for 7 days straight increases mood disorders in many men. Arguments, spontaneous acts of over reaction, aggression, risk taking, drugs, alcohol, gambling, chain smoking, etc.

great post!

[ - ] Anomaly 7 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 17:17:55 ago (+7/-0)

2 > Not ejaculating for 7 days straight increases mood disorders in many men. Arguments, spontaneous acts of over reaction, aggression, risk taking, drugs, alcohol, gambling, chain smoking, etc.

--------You mean standing up for yourself and not being a pussy ass cuck? Risk taking is now bad? Aggression? you mean being more of a fucking man and not some fucking faggot soyboy? Maybe the later on that list isn't the best but all of this shit is meant to discourage men from being the true Alpha that they are. Take the red pill or go back to whacking off like a good little goyim

Secondly the 21 times a month article only talks about benefits from actual sex in the video section not jerking yourself off. So the only real benefit of masturbating is a little prostate cancer avoidance.

Ill take the following any day over that bullshit https://succeedfeed.com/nofap-benefits-superpowers/#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20most%20common%20NoFap%20benefits%20seen,stresses%20your%20body%2C%20and%20alters%20your%20overall%20mood.

[ - ] try 7 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 17:24:08 ago (+8/-1)*

I agree with you, but I am known to be an extremely volatile and violent person.

And your words would be funnier and more impactful as entertainment if you had written :

GODDAMN! You mean standing up for yourself and not being a pussy ass cuck? You dickless faggot! Risk taking is now bad? I ought to punch you right in your soy boy crotch, for accusing me of being violent! Aggression? What the fuck do you mean by "Aggression"!? Arrrghh! You need an ass beating! By "Aggression" you mean being more of a fucking man and not some fucking faggot soyboy? Huh? Huh you degenerate brony tranny furry! Fucks like you guzzle soy milk as much as you guzzle each other faggots sperm!

[ - ] Anomaly 4 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 17:32:47 ago (+4/-0)

Lol this is why I love this site and not those faggots on poal take an upvote

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 22:25:15 ago (+2/-0)

Haha we”re starting to get our thick skinned bastards back here.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:16:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 16:50:05 ago (+1/-0)*

Just try not to watch porn. If I don't wank atleast once a day by myself or my wifes general abilities. I become a beast, not a logical one at that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 22:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm blushing at some of these comments. Thank someone (God?)that humans can rise above, literally, their base needs - god speed NASA.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 21:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

THAT'S A DUDE?!

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 20:59:18 ago (+1/-0)

shes hot! I bet that mangina smells like decomposing gerbil!

[ - ] whostolemyusername 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 14:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

After 7 days your test is back down to normal levels, After 3-4 days you are getting the maximum benefit.


I loled at the only fans, The rest of it is just disgusting.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 22:41:43 ago (+1/-0)

It has to be a troll post. “I have my own van”? Come on. That’s a kiddie diddler, not man pretending to be a woman to get in bed with women.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 23:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 18:32:22 ago (+1/-1)

Inb4 someone claims this is porn

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 14:19:35 ago (+1/-0)

Things that aren’t porn are just non-porn porn

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 14:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 18:19:10 ago (+1/-1)

I think this is what happens if you grow up without a dad. Testosterone levels in men have been declining for at lest 70 years. A "may" increase by a measly 150% is basically meaningless. Also, it's not true. The only method I know is to get normal testosterone levels is by injecting testosterone. If someone knows a better method, please let me know.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 22:40:04 ago (+1/-0)

Do hard manly work. Really.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 17, 2021 13:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, poison everywhere. In our food, in our media,.. kinda astonishing how we let get things so out of hand.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf -1 points 3.9 yearsJun 16, 2021 18:39:06 ago (+0/-1)

Keep using your dick though. If you give it a year off it will be all crooked and painful when you try to use it again.