Calling two Chinese restaurants at the same time - Upgoat

Calling two Chinese restaurants at the same time
submitted by deleted to funny 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 14:33:43 ago (+54/-1) (funny)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 09:23:53 ago (+1/-0)

I did this with three-way calling back in the day to random people.

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 07:18:53 ago (+2/-0)

I actually did do that when I was like 14.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 18:35:14 ago (+2/-0)

that is awesome.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 17:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf is he holding, a calculator and a remote control?

[ - ] con77 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 17:41:02 ago (+2/-0)

that guy wins the internet for the day. Busch hat makes the video!

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 21:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

someone did this with pizza places a few years back, look it up

[ - ] Greased_Lightning 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 17:12:21 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck TikTok

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 16:54:02 ago (+2/-0)

Briliant.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 16:28:57 ago (+2/-0)

This is beautiful. Really. Classic phone pranking.

A long time ago, I had a program called ‘Talking Moose‘. It was a stupid animated moose what would say random stuff. I used to call random people and put them on with the moose. It was amazing how many people would talk to the stupid for a long time.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 18:18:48 ago (+2/-0)

Nowadays you can use your computer to call folks and have a rather sophisticated bot talk to them.

It's somewhat frightening just how many people don't realize it's a bot.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 22:39:10 ago (+2/-0)

I want a bot that talks to phone scammers.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 01:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 8 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:49:08 ago (+8/-0)

I always wondered if they could understand each other in English. I can't.

[ - ] Prairie 7 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:33:54 ago (+7/-0)

Flip one of the phones over so the speakers and mics are aligned.

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[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 16:23:19 ago (+4/-1)

Give it a rest;babygirl.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 04:33:36 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] TheSimulacra

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:08:57 ago (+6/-1)

You were listening to two jews on a jew show? What the fuck is wrong with you.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:31:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] SmellsLikeTacos

[ - ] SmellsLikeTacos 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:47:32 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe not but they certainly do suck Jew cock.

[ + ] NeedleStack

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 16:32:01 ago (+2/-0)

I don't disagree.

[ + ] TheSimulacra

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 17:13:17 ago (+2/-0)

Sal isnt a jew? Who the fuck named him Sal?

[ + ] NeedleStack

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 17:48:58 ago (+3/-0)

Salvatore. He's Italian.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 09:27:49 ago (+1/-0)

Because jews don't shapeshift.

[ - ] con77 18 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 14:55:44 ago (+18/-0)

Now call 2 nigger bbq take outs at the same time

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.7 yearsSep 5, 2021 15:47:32 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.7 yearsSep 6, 2021 07:22:53 ago (+4/-0)

"Ayo Tyrone's Chiggum an' Waffo Hou' wuh kin ah gitchu?"

"--Jemima's Soul Foo' whachoo wawn??"

"...wuh??"

"...wuh?? Whuhchoo wawna gits?"

"Nigga fugg yoo mean whuh ah wawna gits yo ass cawlt muh firs'"

"Naw nigga yo ass cawlt muh."

"Fugg yooz mean ahm hurr nigga ain no wun cawlt yo bitch azz tho."

"Nigga yooz a bitch, y'all wawna git dis dikk nigga??"

"Oh yoo tawkin hard my nigga we kin do dis sheet where yo azz posted??"

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BREAKING: 4 WOUNDED, 2 DEAD IN SHOOTOUT BETWEEN RESTAURANT WORKERS

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