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I am a puredick

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 18:22:03 ago (+26/-4)     (TellUpgoat)

I never took part in satanic blood sacrifice of my foreskin and my dick remains intact. Therefore, I am a puredick. Although I am a puredick, I stand in solidarity with scardicks. What was done to them is seriously fucked up and demented and evil.


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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 14:45:53 ago (+1/-0)

My son is intact, and my wife knows there is no benefit to satanic blood rituals. I may be resigned to stretching, but my boy will never know the pain I did.

Mine was done when I was two or three, and it’s one of my first memories.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 14:47:19 ago (+0/-0)

I stand in solidarity with your loss and in support of your decision.

✊⚔

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 14:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

The doc who lied to my parents died in a house fire. He fell asleep with a cigar in his mouth. I was hoping I would get the chance, but seems someone beat me to it…

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 14:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

If there's a hell he needs a hundred years of getting his dick chopped off repeatedly for every genital mutilation he has performed.

For that matter, circumcisers must be put to death by having their dick chopped off in the town square while clamped down until they bleed out and die as people pelt them with items symbolically resembling a foreskin.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:09:43 ago (+0/-0)

I like how the studies my detractors used in favor of cutting said the procedure gave a man a .03% less chance to catch STDs. My counter was always, don’t be a degenerate and don’t fuck whores to reduce the chance by 100%.

Dick choppers deserve a tortuous death, I agree. Treat them like kikes regardless of their actual genetic status.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

IIRC the referenced studies were done on african niggers where the control group wasn't circumcised but the circumcised group was given condoms and taught how to use them, which resulted in a reduction of STDs.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:20:57 ago (+0/-0)

Lol I wouldn’t be surprised. What self respecting scientist would use nogs for any study that isn’t specifically looking for the missing link?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 11 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 22:30:44 ago (+11/-0)

No one chose to be a scardick. I didn't have a choice. It was stolen from me.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 7 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 22:33:30 ago (+7/-0)

I stand in solidarity with your loss. It truly is unfair.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 23:37:55 ago (+5/-0)

I had a friend that scardicked himself because someone told him it would help prevent AIDS.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 8 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 18:26:02 ago (+8/-0)

Lmao this shit has potential

[ - ] Paradoxical003 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 23:19:14 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats man, I wish I was never cut.

Still hoping foregen is not a scam and my money is actually doing something to get my cock to the state it should be in.

[ - ] ZorbaTheGreek 5 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 23:13:14 ago (+5/-0)

I'm european and I once had an american gurlll put off by my dick because it looks so strange with all that skin.

She was a roastie, with like, a double whopper down there, and had the nerve to ... that.

I wasn't offended, I was more amused that the brainwashing about cut dicks is so far gone in the states that people think uncut is unnatural.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 02:38:39 ago (+2/-0)

I'm in the US. I've never had anyone express displeasure at the state of my penis.

[ - ] bosunmoon 4 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 19:03:47 ago (+4/-0)

I like having an entire penis.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 19:57:21 ago (+3/-0)

impeccable argument

kikes, goatfuckers, and burgers btfo

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 20:19:29 ago (+3/-0)

Dik solidarity.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 20:00:15 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 22:33:48 ago (+1/-0)

roman salute

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 22:58:16 ago (+2/-0)

...with an erection

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.5 yearsOct 30, 2021 23:41:28 ago (+2/-0)

I stand in solidarity with you, puredick brother.

[ - ] GrayDragon -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 2, 2021 13:22:47 ago (+0/-1)

And then everyone clapped.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 3.5 yearsOct 31, 2021 03:06:05 ago (+0/-1)

Nobody cares. GO peddle your cupcakes to the brownies.