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A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 10:22:01 ago (+27/-1)     (Jokes)

After this goes on for a while, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said to go fly a kite!"


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[ - ] grizz 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 11:11:49 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 11:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

Have we met?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 11:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 21:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 22:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Tail is slang for sex.

There is a tail on a kite.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 22:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 22:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

The wife was saying he needs a longer tail on the kite to keep it from crashing.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 22:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

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