A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. - Upgoat

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 10:22:01 ago (+27/-1) (Jokes)

After this goes on for a while, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said to go fly a kite!"

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 6, 2021 22:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Tail is slang for sex.

There is a tail on a kite.

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