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submitted by Centaurus to pics 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 08:30:28 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Nigloo_Dismantler 4 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:36:00 ago (+4/-0)

A nigger turkey. Or what we in my parts call a "blurkey".

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 08:44:03 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:17:52 ago (+2/-0)

Never knew chickens could be niggers too.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 21:53:47 ago (+1/-0)

What do you think chiggers are?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:44:20 ago (+2/-0)

Flexseal will seal in those delicious Thanksgiving juices.

I have to ask, is this OC?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

No.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 21:21:50 ago (+1/-0)

reddit repost, don't ask how i know

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 22:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

Can I ask someone else to ask you?

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:05:14 ago (+2/-0)

that is some serious poultry leather

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 11:17:17 ago (+1/-0)

They said to pull it out when the meat thermometer said 170 degrees, not 270 degrees.

Seriously, there are cheap digital meat thermometers that let you monitor the temperature with a digital display outside the oven. You can set a temperature for an alarm.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:14:50 ago (+3/-0)

They said to pull it out when the meat thermometer said 170 degrees, not 270 degrees.

Grandpa said the pull-out method doesn't work.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 15:18:13 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe they're Canadian and thought it meant Celsius?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 12:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

My mother burned the pie completely black. She was holding her grandson so we gave her a pass.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 22:03:20 ago (+0/-0)

Was she threatening to make him black, too.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 27, 2021 11:17:22 ago (+0/-0)

Why would she ruin her grandson?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.6 yearsNov 27, 2021 11:33:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody wants to be the person that ruined Thanksgiving. Well, jews but we all know that.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 13:13:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] quidgybo 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 18:43:06 ago (+1/-0)

i doubt the carbonization on the skin goes down into the meat. or maybe they made this https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/mole-roasted-turkey-with-masa-stuffing-and-chile-gravy-240455/amp and left it in too long.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.6 yearsNov 26, 2021 21:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

Look at how the meat pulled up the leg bone. The meat tightened up and squeezed out all the juices. The Sahara has more water per square inch.

[ - ] Darwinxmachina 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 1, 2021 17:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like someone added a sugar glaze WAY too early. Cuz sugar , ya know... burns.