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The jew fears the orb ponderer

submitted by jewsbadnews to funny 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 20:25:44 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] mikenigger 9 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 20:47:14 ago (+9/-0)

is this another 4chan bait for the msm?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 21:44:03 ago (+1/-0)

If it was
it fucking worked

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:17:04 ago (+1/-0)

This isn’t a real article.

It’s another one dimensional shibboleth like the meatloaf, viper glasses, Santa hats, frog

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:20:15 ago (+0/-0)

wait what, the frog is jewish?

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 02:14:45 ago (+4/-0)

Roy Cohn was a jew who was assigned to be Senator Joseph McCarthy's right hand man during the McCarthy hearings. His role was to keep McCarthy focused solely on communists and away from jews. Roy Cohn later became Donald Trump's mentor. He taught Trump everything he knows. Roy Cohn was obsessed with frogs. In 2016 when /pol/ was channeling Kek and posting Pepe memes, they were really channeling Roy Cohn. Pepe, Kek, the frogs... They were jews all along.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 05:04:06 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 09:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Complete with green carpet!

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 7, 2021 20:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

And console TV.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did it show up with trump?

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 20:32:33 ago (+4/-0)

Yabbut. They're afraid of magic like niggers are. Word magic particularly. They truly believe that words create reality, and they tell themselves that isn't lying.

Litter the internet with spells, incantations, poetry and songs that fuck with them, particularly about their awaited messiah and they'll freak.

[ - ] toobaditworks 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 05:04:40 ago (+2/-0)

jews are nothing but fags and queer. With this spell they all disappear.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 00:01:38 ago (+1/-0)

Innos wills it

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 22:26:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 16:02:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 04:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t even have an orb, wth?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 01:56:02 ago (+1/-0)*

Hahahaha.

If you think too hard about it, you will come to realize that all curvature of all orbs is the same.

That on some level, curvature is a better measure of magnitude than anything else.

That here, on this earthly plane, we actually rest at zero relative curvature, giving it laws and characteristics unique to earth.

Here, water rests at a perfect flatness upon all surfaces save surface tension along the edges. Prove me wrong.

I have stared at the orb too long.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 5, 2021 21:34:12 ago (+1/-0)*

Thinkers? That's now a SUPREMICIST act? So BEING supreme is a supremicist act. Makes sense.

[ - ] headfire 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 6, 2021 14:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

Is this shit real? Jesus fucking christ, these (((idiots))) are afraid of absolutely everything.