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Reddit cucklord reaches max level

submitted by big_fat_dangus to MeanwhileOnReddit 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 19:48:52 ago (+59/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:32:19 ago (+3/-0)

UNALIVE! UNALIVE! UNALIVE! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 8 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:33:03 ago (+9/-1)

unalive myself

FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 22:31:08 ago (+6/-1)

He won't. He's too much of a fucking pussy to actually say "suicide" or "kill myself" because he's afraid of getting an automated "are you okay?" message from a bot, so he relies on infantile euphemisms. If he can't even say it, he's not gonna do it.

[ - ] boekanier 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:35:10 ago (+4/-0)

Unalive? first time I hear that newspeak.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 07:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] maroni 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 11, 2021 03:48:16 ago (+0/-0)

1984 is now.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:55:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 7 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:45:40 ago (+7/-0)

200 bucks a week... he could bring that in doing part time work in a supermarket. That is chump money for two people working that hard.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:47:47 ago (+4/-0)

Reddit cucks crank it to being humiliated. The money is a red herring.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:49:16 ago (+3/-0)

According to him he's not even into being cucked. That is next level cuckery.

[ - ] Incanus 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 09:14:24 ago (+2/-0)

The human soul is surprisingly cheap.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:59:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 17:19:00 ago (+1/-0)

Well its either that or the bitch has to admit she is ugly AND ageing.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:56:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheDivineLight -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:14:03 ago (+0/-1)

I don't fucking believe you can make 200 a week part time, unless you yanks have a fucked up slave mentality over what part time means. Isn't the mw 7.50 in some places?
My full time job is 33 hours. Commonly 32-39.

I'm aware mw varies state to state.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 06:59:56 ago (+2/-0)*

It's called a shovel,I can easily make $15.00 an HR part time with a shovel Jesus he's a lazy fuck and should wack himself

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 08:01:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TerryB 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

I can make an extra $200 a week by simply spending a little time buying something at a garage sale or thrift store and re-selling it on Ebay or Facebook Market Place. There are so many things people get rid of that they don't know the true value of. So say an extra 5 hours of work a week and you can easily do $200. Sometimes you do much better as you may find a very valuable treasure.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 08:51:25 ago (+1/-0)

Bahhhhahaaha. Dishwashers make double minimum wage where I live. The dollar is inflating faster than an airbag in a collision. Literally I was making 1200 every two weeks to wash dishes.

I bet he’s got some extreme abuse issues, probably horrible health.

Unfortunately, this same guy could probably be a mega mac daddy performing the same service for a variety women who wanted OF work done. Fags willd be fags though.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 10:07:27 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately, this same guy could probably be a mega mac daddy performing the same service for a variety women who wanted OF work done. Fags willd be fags though.

Degeneracy aside that would actually be smart. So long as he kept their attention-meter filled up they'd flock to him.

Come to think of it. I think that place that got raided in Russia was doing that.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:44:40 ago (+1/-0)

My full time job is 33 hours.

lmao you getting cucked out of health benefits thanks to your jewish/boomer boss.

[ - ] maroni 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 11, 2021 03:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good catch!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 10:05:20 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, I can't speak for your local economy, maybe that's unrealistic, but from what I've seen dirt-tier mc-jobs with any big chain usually start a bit above minimum wage. Then there's regular raises if you stick around because it's a pain to constantly have to retrain new employees. Making $9-10 an hour isn't unrealistic. If you do 20 hours a week (that is part time) then there's your $200.

Plus it's not like their "business" has enormous potential for growth. She's not going to get more attractive than she is now. She's either going to cope by eating or starving and develop a thousand cock stare fast. Their income is only going to decline.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 17:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

Grocery here will pay you at least 15/hr and minimum wage is the federal

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 20:52:54 ago (+1/-0)

They didn't delete the post for hatespeech?

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:32:21 ago (+3/-0)

If you’re going to pimp maybe don’t pimp your wife. Also for a few hundred bucks? Not that I advocate such degeneracy but geez pimping is supposed to make money lol

[ - ] goat777 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:59:01 ago (+3/-0)

I get what you're saying though, if it generated $10k a month it would be a much less pathetic story.

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 03:50:39 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget, only fans is a numbers game ...

He's pimping his wife for the cost of a cup of coffee

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 02:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

It isn;t for money it's about attention. The question no one cares about is who demands attention more - husband or wife?

If the guy's real... He's a puke she's a puke reddit's a puke.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 15:01:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] derpfroot 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:40:56 ago (+6/-0)

Be an hero for all of us here at VOAT.

[ - ] boekanier -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:36:05 ago (+0/-1)

Voat, are you sure?

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 21:43:50 ago (+3/-0)

Peak feminism

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:13:07 ago (+5/-0)

The sad part is that she really wants him to make her stop.

She will be mad at him and bitch to her friends, but she will be happier over all if he took charge.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

^this is the real hot take right here.

[ - ] blit416 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:55:26 ago (+1/-0)

that's it. Bingo. If he puts his foot down, says "No more! Forbidden", and perhaps (perhaps) makes her a counter-offer a la "I'll bring in a couple,hundo some other way" or even "How about I dress up in a Village People outfit and do faggot stuff in camera instead of you, you're too important to me!, I wil not pimp my wife out! “
And maybe if he didn't sound like a teenager with his "I'll kill myself" nonsense.

sadly, if this is true, he'll do none of this. He'll have a good cry in front of her, and beg her not to...
And she'll start spending more time with her friends, and locking her phone.
Maybe he'll go open-source with his relationship, and it's done. He'll have a lot more crying time.

And in my little fantasy world, he'll get a little snub-nosed revolver, and "Little Bill" will end up shooting his lovely wife.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 22:00:27 ago (+0/-0)

ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

enjoy the tears

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 22:46:59 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine sexting random dudes for your wife for a cpl 100 per week…..lmfao.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 22:51:44 ago (+2/-0)

A couple hundred? Your wife's soul is only worth $200?

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 23:27:49 ago (+1/-0)

Oh noes! Who'd'a thought pimping your wife would bring so much emotional turmoil!? Can watching the woman you're emotionally bonded to being despoiled publicly be so traumatic, especially when you're the one bringing in the customers, that is, being her pimp? Oh, so tragic!

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 9, 2021 23:29:46 ago (+2/-0)

I'll be the pussy here... I actually feel bad for the guy. I mean he's a moron for putting himself in that position but that's a nightmare, truly horrific.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 00:31:13 ago (+2/-0)

Protip: Everyone you "sext" on the internet is a dude

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 02:22:59 ago (+2/-0)

Guys make the best girls.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 00:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

A couple of hundred dollars a week? That's it?

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 00:51:17 ago (+0/-0)

Doesnt sound true but if it is damn. Maybe find a job that doesnt involve letting your wife be a cam slut.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 01:01:36 ago (+3/-0)

I noticed that of all his solutions communication isn't one of them but divorse is. Maybe at this point communication is a little late, but that's the point. The fact that his instincts don't include communicate his own viewpoint at all, as in it's the last thing to consider even after divorce, that's how he got himself into that mess to start.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 01:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine being this cucked

suicide is the only way out my nigger

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 01:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Gay.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 01:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

$200 a week? I thought they were buying ferraris with the income? Also, how much is a "token" compared to a DOLLAR?

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 01:56:10 ago (+0/-0)

"Real"

[ - ] Bigdeal -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 02:21:09 ago (+0/-1)

Unalive himself. What a weak fucking person. That is the problem we have created some of the weakest people ever.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:12:15 ago (+1/-0)

I blame the poison in the food and water supply that reduces the testosterone in males with each passing year.

[ - ] LoliNeko 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:50:14 ago (+3/-0)*

Hey, if you're the one in control of all the accounts and managing, you surely are in control of where the money goes?

Stop thinking like a simp, and start thinking like a pimp. Once you're sick of her shit, take the money and bid adieu.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 04:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Based. If it brings in $200 per week, tell her it's $50 and pocket the difference. If she's going to act like a whore, treat her like one.

[ - ] blit416 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

I love this outcome. Throw her a few slaps if she's got any issues. Or if the money is short. Or if she gets mouthy.
Put THAT on OnlyFags, he'll make way more money I bet.

side not: I got a little business plan if anyone has a Webcam and some 70's nigger pimp outfit I could use for an art project

[ - ] TheDivineLight 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 05:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Take a cut for the work you do, fuck whores with the money, make her the cuck.

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 13:32:31 ago (+0/-0)

Pics?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 10, 2021 14:54:59 ago (+0/-0)

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