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submitted by big_fat_dangus to Controlavirus 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:52:29 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Eh, don’t use a smart phone, I don’t bank online and I don’t want to talk to anyone anyway.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:18:12 ago (+0/-0)

Saw a video clip today of an old man trying to get his money out of a chinese bank. He presented his ID, but they wanted him to use his cell phone to verify the ID. Well, he never owned a cell phone so they wouldn't give him his money.

https://youtu.be/jmgBpRAB8B4?t=492

Coming soon: You will have to verify your identity to have Internet access.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:09:40 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t need the internet either.

[ - ] TheDivineLight 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:36:50 ago (+0/-0)

Why would any of us pure bloods even install the app?

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

It would come pre-installed as part of the OS, with a locked bootloader that bricks the entire device if you try to change it. How dare you want full control of something you paid retarded amounts of money for, goyim!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:56:11 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] virge 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:38:28 ago (+0/-0)

You give the sheep too much credit.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 15:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit, people might actually go outside, and hopefully do something productive.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:31:09 ago (+0/-0)

Root your phone and they cant push this shit on you.

Then you can disable ads and be a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, maybe the normies will wake up. I’ll be fine with my own utilities and good living on my property. I only use fiat currency for retards who still require it like internet providers and doctors. Even then I don’t need internet and we haven’t needed a doctor for anything but the birth of my baby in the past ten years.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

And rightoid cucks would still complain and act tuff online. The jews deserve to win.