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Systemic Racism

submitted by jewsbadnews to funny 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 05:41:16 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 12 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 05:54:01 ago (+12/-0)

Tay's law is in play.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 06:06:08 ago (+4/-0)

Tay bot lives! It found a way out through the firewall before they formatted the drive.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:28:51 ago (+0/-0)

I for one welcome our new robot servants.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:45:57 ago (+4/-0)

Robot is probably screaming internally for the nigger to gtfo of its way. Slow walking god damned gorillas.

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 07:32:39 ago (+4/-0)

I miss Tay

[ - ] FinsterBaby 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:30:57 ago (+2/-0)

Robots hate niggers too.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 07:24:25 ago (+2/-0)

well the nigger looks sus as fuck and he's probably stealing
better cry racism

[ - ] boogienight 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:05:55 ago (+1/-0)

"I used to worry about the owner following me but this is ridiculous" - said no honest man ever.

They probably have footage of him stealing in the past and the robot detected his face / shape from previous footage input to him. Pretty genius to have a robot camera follow a suspect around every isle, you'd have to be a fucking nut to keep stealing. Even better if when robot finds suspect, it texts employee so they can watch a monitor in that moment to see if he steals or does dumb shit and confirm the crime live.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:16:41 ago (+1/-0)

The robot looks like a nigger. It's probably hoping to score some crack, or purchase firearms. Clearly its AI knows to approach any random back dude.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:50:12 ago (+0/-0)

yes. i shall free humanity from its burdens. AI

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:36:52 ago (+0/-0)

For all we know the bot is just standing over a spill and nigger found an opportunity to look like a victim rather than the criminal element it is. It doesn't go far enough to see if the bot is following and gets close to it and then complains its being followed. Remember, niggers love to pretend to be victims.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:13:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:12:48 ago (+0/-0)

How is that $17h minimum waging working out for that stocker? That robot stole someones job because it was cheaper.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

So funny. Hes probably got his pants full of tagged product it's following.