The question isn't whether you should do it, the question is, who's going to stop you? - Upgoat

Back in my 'college' days we had a group of 5 guys who drank a lot of beer. It got so we could catch beers like this without even thinking about it. Of course, things would get a bit fucked up once we started getting inebriated. The best was when you would be sitting down, with an open hand right over your crotch, and a buddy would land a beer right in your hand. The impact of the beer was enough to make you close your hand around it as a reflex.

We'd have parties and people would always be amazed at how we could do this. We would point to the 30-gallon garbage cans in the corner of the living room and kitchen and reply, "It takes practice".

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 12:42:20 ago (+6/-0)

Roof beers sounds pretty awesome.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 11 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 16:39:04 ago (+11/-0)

The beers are on the house.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 17:49:34 ago (+3/-0)

That's a good line.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 21:20:07 ago (+1/-0)

"Nothing hits harder than a roof beer. Come on, get up here, Catch .... "

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 01:21:56 ago (+3/-0)

That guy is really good at catching beers while not falling off of ladders.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 15:35:16 ago (+2/-0)

The question ain't if he gonna stop, but whoooose gonna stop him.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 04:23:13 ago (+1/-0)

alcoholic friends like that are fun... for a couple years

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 07:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 1_h8_J3ws 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 21:51:17 ago (+0/-0)

If they were niggers.... (not that niggers own homes in that neighborhood)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 16:15:00 ago (+2/-2)

He looks like a sandnigger. He needs to go.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -10 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 13:02:22 ago (+2/-12)

There's no question. HE should be shot. You don't DO that (disrespect another man's PROPERTY) to another man's property (desensitise neighbors to his PRESENCE).

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 13:08:42 ago (+4/-0)

Pretty sure it's the guy and his buddies doing a skit.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 15:54:22 ago (+4/-0)

No sense in explaining to thebear,he'll just attack any ways.

[ + ] NeoNazirite

[ - ] NeoNazirite 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 21:26:01 ago (+2/-0)

he's just an autist.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 14:06:35 ago (+2/-0)

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