He flaps up and down the screen dodging trucking magnates, nooses, and IBAC officers on his own completely ignoring the actual rules of the game and any input from the player.
Every time you 'die' it says 'no, i disagree' and just keeps on going like nothing happened.
Must have access to my.gov to play, and it will use facial recognition to prove youre actually there punching tue screen. Forward your freemason membership proof to the author and you can unlock the hands free mode where it plays on its own for hours and gives you half hourly notifications telling you how many idiots you got hooked on magic cough juice.
Since tapping doesn’t actually do anything. Flappy Dan should request the player to double-down on the speed of tapping whenever it appears the player loses interest.
go too fast and you get a letter in the mail with a speeding fine.
which of course you can get out of by hiring a $50,000 an hour QC and pleading that you were going so fast they couldnt possibly have been able to keep the radar pointed at you long enough.
All the while with the looming federal election around the corner, the PM says he is against this, whilst simultaneously allowing it to happen and promoting it at the state level.
[ + ] natehiggers
[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:25:17 ago (+7/-0)*
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 09:02:57 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Kozel
[ - ] Kozel 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:14:17 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] SparklingWiggle
[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:31:50 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 12:01:58 ago (+0/-0)*
He flaps up and down the screen dodging trucking magnates, nooses, and IBAC officers on his own completely ignoring the actual rules of the game and any input from the player.
Every time you 'die' it says 'no, i disagree' and just keeps on going like nothing happened.
Must have access to my.gov to play, and it will use facial recognition to prove youre actually there punching tue screen. Forward your freemason membership proof to the author and you can unlock the hands free mode where it plays on its own for hours and gives you half hourly notifications telling you how many idiots you got hooked on magic cough juice.
[ + ] SparklingWiggle
[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:45:16 ago (+0/-0)
I think it’s a winner!
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 15:42:51 ago (+0/-0)
which of course you can get out of by hiring a $50,000 an hour QC and pleading that you were going so fast they couldnt possibly have been able to keep the radar pointed at you long enough.
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:28:36 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] SparklingWiggle
[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:31:10 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 09:03:28 ago (+1/-0)
His life will not end peacefully or naturally.
[ + ] SparklingWiggle
[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 13:47:16 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior
[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 07:45:49 ago (+1/-0)
(or WA?)
Hoping international tourism massively tanks, but we all know the world is full of idiots who don't pay attention.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 09:04:13 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4
[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 7, 2022 22:32:32 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers
[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 8, 2022 23:48:26 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 10, 2022 10:09:54 ago (+0/-0)