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Why are niggers afraid of diarrhea?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Jokes 3.4 yearsFeb 8, 2022 19:41:52 ago (+22/-1)     (Jokes)

Because they think they're melting.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.4 yearsFeb 8, 2022 19:57:06 ago (+5/-0)

Shieeet

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 3 points 3.4 yearsFeb 8, 2022 22:41:47 ago (+3/-0)

Fact: More blacks die of constipation each year than at the hands of cops.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 12, 2022 01:20:40 ago (+1/-0)

Can you really die of constipation.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 12, 2022 19:43:36 ago (+0/-0)

Despite being just 13% of the population, blacks are an estimated 16.9% of constipation deaths.

900 constipation deaths each year(and that's just reported/confirmed), niggers are 1.3 times more impacted.
So roughly 152.1 jiggaboos die of constipation each year.
Fewer than a 30 unarmed blacks are shot by cops each year.

https://www.wikidoc.org/index.php/Constipation_epidemiology_and_demographics
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2910654/ (1.3 times Supreme Shitlord White Chads estimate)

Race Constipation usually affects individuals of the non-Caucasian race. Caucasian individuals are less likely to develop constipation.The non-White to White ratio of involving in constipation is from 1.13 to 2.89 (Mean 1.68, Median 1.41).[4][8]

Keep shitting regular, goys.

[ - ] Boardallday_420_2 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 04:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

More probably die from choking on crack pipes

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 8, 2022 22:47:43 ago (+1/-0)

To be fair, some of them don’t quite grasp the whole waterchicken and friedmelon concept…
Bless their hearts….

[ - ] nanoonanoo 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 9, 2022 09:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

they get lost in the slop...

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 8, 2022 22:35:37 ago (+0/-0)

It reminds them of their origins.
https://youtu.be/6jamrudGfC4?t=21