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Guess she'll be learning to play the blues

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 11:30:19 ago (+58/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 11:59:37 ago (+4/-0)

$400 is a steal for a Taylor, even the baby Taylor that's for sale. Dumb bitch.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 10 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 12:19:20 ago (+10/-0)

Cunt should have led with the $300. Stupid bitch. Then settle on the $400. Although after the "I'm a girl" retarded shit, there is no amount that would let me sell it to her. I would reply "you will never own this guitar, since you are not only a girl, but a stupid one."

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 13:09:14 ago (+6/-0)

He should have first replied with "tits or gtfo," then hit her with your reply.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 18, 2022 06:18:47 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! Then send the pics to her family!

[ - ] Goatslayer -9 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 14:47:52 ago (+0/-9)

cunt
bitch

Do you need to talk to someone about your mommy issues? Well-adjusted adults don't use those terms to talk about women.

[ - ] Cannonball 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:07:24 ago (+8/-0)

Simp cuck beta male soy boys are not an adult let alone a man nor do they have mommy issues sounds like you whom is from a single mother house hold without a stable male role model otherwise you wouldn't force kike propaganda down your throat so quickly.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, he's PANTIFA; he knows what it's like to be anally probed by a bull dyke wearing a strap-on. Mommy taught him well....

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:08:04 ago (+3/-0)

Shut your cunt lips, bitch.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:27:44 ago (+0/-0)

Its a dude.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:24:47 ago (+1/-0)

You're a dude.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

Nope.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 19:13:45 ago (+2/-0)

Some people were never taught context clues in school.

Post wall means she's over 26 as most females hit the wall at that age.

Helena could be her name or she's from Montana.

Clues Watson clues.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:17:17 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, she is 50 now. By her own admission

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

Aaaaaaaand.

Anything past 26 is?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 21:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but she is like post-postwall, and then some

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

You probably are tho

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 16:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody here believes in transgenderism until they want to insult a man by calling them a woman.

So, if you ever get called a dick, know it’s a high compliment.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 19:11:46 ago (+0/-0)

OK sally

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

In 2022 Sally can have a cock and balls. Goatslayer's sucked on a lot of them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Shim/zir can also menstruate and have offspring 🤡 🌎

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

It's a dude with cunt lips. Please don't misgender.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 16:05:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bs. Well adjusted adults aren't afraid to speak their mind nor do they shy away from calling a nigger a nigger or a cunt a cunt. You're jealous you were continually molested by your aids ridden Uncle as an infant, toddler, child and teenager. Get over it fag.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

Did you have a bad day?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

No, he's a history major.

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

simp, you gotta own that bith from the get go or she wont ever put out

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 23:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

There wasn't a woman in this conversation.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 18, 2022 06:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

Its how I talk to your mom when I fuck the cunty bitch that made the faggot which is you.

[ - ] oyblat 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 12:24:07 ago (+4/-0)

I fucking hate negotiating like a stupid jew

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 13:07:49 ago (+2/-0)

But you love negotiating like a smart jew, amirite?

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:07:14 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:57:05 ago (+2/-0)

Hand rubbing intensifies.

[ - ] oyblat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

Nah. The whole process is tiring. Both sides should just be fair.

In a polite and sophisticated society where everyone isn't out to fuck each other, it would be very simple process.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 18, 2022 03:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Craigslist in a mostly White area is rather nice. And if you see brown skin at the meeting area, get back in the car and leave. No words, just leave.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 12:36:46 ago (+0/-0)

Taylors are for faggots that play metrosexual folk anyway

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 13:04:30 ago (+2/-0)

Oh yeah, American sourced and built guitars are for fags. What do you play, a Yamaha? Maybe a Mexican fendero? Fucking faggot, I bet you don't play shit.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 13:55:19 ago (+1/-0)

I’d play the shit out of a Yamaha V-Max. They sound beautiful.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

It was tongue in cheek my man. Used to have a grand pacific but these days I play my sinker thompson dread or my boucher in maddy the most.

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:46:48 ago (+0/-0)

Also I’m pretty sure the gs mini line is one of their Mexican made offerings

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 19:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 14:09:19 ago (+1/-0)

I love when we settle on a price and the buyer drives his ass all the way to me and then says I only have X-much and I say ok then drive your ass on home we agreed on Z-much and turn around... WAIT WAIT I HAVE IT.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 14:35:32 ago (+1/-0)

Did you break up with the girlfriend? Is the relationship on the skids?

You were so placated for a month or two and now is there an uptick in “muh wahmen bad” posts?

Did she go out to lunch with her “friend” from class who she’s definitely not interested in?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:09:04 ago (+3/-0)

Is that a hint of jealousy I detect?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

Is that a hint of mgtow I detect? Are things going south? Do you need some relationship advice? If you fuck it up Ill know you relaxed. Never be yourself.

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 16:33:28 ago (+2/-0)

As if you're the gold standard on match making. Fucking uppity cunts are hilarious when they overvalue their market worth.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:03:53 ago (+1/-0)

Actually the value of a white female of reproductive age has never been higher. There’s a scarcity of women willing to marry and reproduce with men. Is that hilarious? Is the solution to attack all women as evil? Or does that only assuage your personal case of the butt hurts?

If dangus chooses to scour the internet for / manufacture examples of women behaving like assholes and then make posts potraying them as “evidence” that all wimmXn are stupid/greedy/slutty/crazy then he chooses to receive hilarious uppity comments from this cunt, yours truly, because he is an anti-white black pilled degenerate working to divide our race. I don’t know if Im the gold standard of match making but Im in favor of it. And he is its enemy. Are you?

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Period. If you spread lies that white women are evil or advocate opinions that contravene this tenet in any way, you too can have my special attention. MGTOW is fucking uppity. It needs to get in line just like the feminists. Both a pack of degenerates exhibiting the same problem.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:21:30 ago (+3/-0)

Remind us all how many kids you have.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:37:54 ago (+1/-0)

Remind us on why you say you are better than me? Because your have a femoid offspring and are dating a femoid? You own so many wahmenz, which are apparently brag worthy. Perhaps they are not evil then.

I mean which is it? Are femoids stupid, greedy, and evil? Or are you lucky because of all the estrogen in your life?

Fact: A fronthole started sucking on your pee pee about two months ago and coincidentally you stopped posting vids of girls falling on to pavement.

Now we observe an uptick in “ladies suck” posts again and the public deserves to know: has the peepee sucker hit the street?

You are the worst kind of MGTOW. You are a fair weather MGTOW. You are so mercurial in your misogyny. A guy can’t even rely on good ccnsistent misogyny from you.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:29:43 ago (+2/-0)

I showed my gf your comment and she describes you as "dusty", lmao.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:42:08 ago (+0/-0)

Sure she did.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 20:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao just one more thing you're in denial about, among many.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

Is this just a bit you guys do? It almost seems scripted.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:28:25 ago (+2/-0)

Most of helena's comments are recycled. Zero original thought in her head, ever. Sad!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 18:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

Good thing we have intellectually stimulating posts of the “ladies suk” variety from you. Each one is so refreshing and unexpected!

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:19:18 ago (+3/-0)

I like how your post title implies she's going to learn to play it rather than use it as a background prop for her "streaming career."

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

OUTSTANDING reply!!

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 15:42:27 ago (+4/-0)

70% of $400 would be $280, so she can't even do basic math, which would explain why she makes 70 cents for every dollar a man makes.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 17:10:06 ago (+2/-0)

Upvoat for witty title!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 19:11:03 ago (+1/-0)

1k because you as usual the woman turned a purchase of something into another it's all about me moment.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 17, 2022 23:33:01 ago (+0/-0)

Once she tried that, he knew that meeting would be pointless because she'd refuse to pay the $400 and he'd waste his time and gas. So he had nothing to lose.