The Dukes of Tesla (Retards Jump New Model S) - Upgoat

The Dukes of Tesla (Retards Jump New Model S)
submitted by FalseRealityCheck to Retarded 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 09:15:49 ago (+43/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/ggco03.mp4

Apparently some idiots thought it would be a good idea to jump a Tesla, for whatever reason, with a cat onboard.

More details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zeSEOanvI

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[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 10:57:17 ago (+0/-0)

Saw that yesterday on Instagram. What was the reason this genius decided to do this?

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:22:03 ago (+3/-0)

Internet fame and fortune, no doubt.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

The cat told him to do it.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/toonces-the-cat/3505887

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

70k car demolition challenge

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:23:47 ago (+0/-0)*

That was good. I laughed. Must have been some teens.

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:24:16 ago (+1/-1)

Must of

You're part of the problem and the reason the world is what it is today.

[ + ] mattsixteen24

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 23:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

No, you are hence your user name you twisted jew perv.

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 01:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

All righty. Keep laughing at stuff you think is "good".

[ + ] mattsixteen24

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 08:34:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oh okay. Idiot troll.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 11:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 12:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

How much less?

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 13:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

He kept it straight though and didn't hit anything.

I call that a good jump.

But fuckin up a 70k car fuck that. Go on pick your site of choice for cheap cars and waste a grand.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 03:56:17 ago (+0/-0)

I assume this car was stolen.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

Quieter than usual? definately. Thats' GOTTA be Tesla employees.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:57:34 ago (+1/-0)

Faggots.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:38:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

It was a rental

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:00:28 ago (+2/-0)

Not having a heavy engine block in the front really makes that baby launch. We might see a revival in stunt driver performances. Evel Knievel could have made it over Snake River Canyon with yards to spare if he had a vehicle that could soar like that.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

If only gravity didn't exist he would have landed it half decently with minimal damage.

Trajectory and weight need to be considered.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:09:24 ago (+2/-0)

i expected it to catch fire and burn them alive, maybe next time

[ - ] beece 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

It was a rental car. The driver ran off after the crash.

https://fox5sandiego.com/news/trending/reward-offered-for-information-on-driver-who-jumped-tesla-in-echo-park/

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:32:09 ago (+7/-0)

Why wouldn't they just get his name and info from the rental company?

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 15:54:34 ago (+3/-0)