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The Dukes of Tesla (Retards Jump New Model S)

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to Retarded 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 09:15:49 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ggco03.mp4

Apparently some idiots thought it would be a good idea to jump a Tesla, for whatever reason, with a cat onboard.

More details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zeSEOanvI


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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 16 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 10:06:27 ago (+16/-0)

some idiots thought it would be a good idea to jump a Tesla, for whatever reason

I mean, sure, that's probably pretty funny...

with a cat onboard.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER JEW NIGGERS

[ - ] localsal 7 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 09:58:37 ago (+7/-0)

No fireball as the battery explodes?

I am disappoint.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:53:27 ago (+3/-0)

Was really hoping for some sort of fire. Severely disappointed.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:25:24 ago (+4/-0)

The car weights like two tons...

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 15:41:49 ago (+2/-0)

Holy fuck, you're right
4,561 to 4,766 lbs
I didn't know they were such tanks.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:03:20 ago (+1/-0)

It's the chinese made landfill batteries.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 23:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

Electic cars are all overweight.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 13:22:15 ago (+4/-0)

Consider it has a battery array of lithium-ion cells like a giant Samsung Galaxy, just waiting to catch on fire from temperature changes or impact.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:38:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 18:32:43 ago (+0/-0)

It was a rental

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:00:28 ago (+2/-0)

Not having a heavy engine block in the front really makes that baby launch. We might see a revival in stunt driver performances. Evel Knievel could have made it over Snake River Canyon with yards to spare if he had a vehicle that could soar like that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

If only gravity didn't exist he would have landed it half decently with minimal damage.

Trajectory and weight need to be considered.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:09:24 ago (+2/-0)

i expected it to catch fire and burn them alive, maybe next time

[ - ] beece 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 14:32:09 ago (+7/-0)

Why wouldn't they just get his name and info from the rental company?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 15:54:34 ago (+3/-0)

That would be racist.

[ - ] Boyakasha 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 16:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

Probably stolen from the renter.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:05:59 ago (+0/-0)

Probably fully covered but I doubt the fuck took the insurance.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

Quieter than usual? definately. Thats' GOTTA be Tesla employees.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 12:57:34 ago (+1/-0)

Faggots.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 10:57:17 ago (+0/-0)

Saw that yesterday on Instagram. What was the reason this genius decided to do this?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:22:03 ago (+3/-0)

Internet fame and fortune, no doubt.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 11:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

70k car demolition challenge

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 20:23:47 ago (+0/-0)*

That was good. I laughed. Must have been some teens.

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 22:24:16 ago (+1/-1)

Must of

You're part of the problem and the reason the world is what it is today.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 23:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

No, you are hence your user name you twisted jew perv.

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 01:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

All righty. Keep laughing at stuff you think is "good".

[ - ] mattsixteen24 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 08:34:04 ago (+0/-0)

Oh okay. Idiot troll.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 11:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 12:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

How much less?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2022 13:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 21, 2022 21:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

He kept it straight though and didn't hit anything.

I call that a good jump.

But fuckin up a 70k car fuck that. Go on pick your site of choice for cheap cars and waste a grand.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 03:56:17 ago (+0/-0)

I assume this car was stolen.