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"That enormous dildo? Yeah just go ahead and leave that in the shot. Everyone must know what a loose roastie I am"

submitted by big_fat_dangus to femcels 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:03:47 ago (+40/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:13:35 ago (+9/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:20:56 ago (+4/-0)

😂👌

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:41:08 ago (+2/-0)

It's a "Holiday" candle,aww c'mon.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 07:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'd guess it's a bookend.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:21:39 ago (+0/-0)

Hanukkah?

[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:16:37 ago (+4/-0)

There's also blood stains on the left wall. 🤔

That's one strange bitch!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:18:48 ago (+4/-0)

Prob had a meltdown and threw her diva cup at the wall. You know how redheads can be.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:11:08 ago (+0/-0)*

She's not a redhead.
That's a dyejob.
It's a problem color, to warn others that she's a toxic creature.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 12:26:10 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 07:23:39 ago (+1/-0)

Look at the video posted above. When she fullscreens you can see there's two of them, they look like handprints.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

Kid's artwork.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:24:17 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't look like it to me...

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 22:20:47 ago (+3/-0)

Normalization of degeneracy. It was likely intentional.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:16:55 ago (+1/-1)

I mean, I don't know what the broads platform is. She is certainly an unprofessional retard buy dildos are not in and of themselves "degenerate".

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 08:49:12 ago (+2/-0)

That dildo is a substitute man. Plus, she leaves it out on a shelf!? She has zero shame. She need shame.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 00:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

LOL. Men are the problem; why am I single? One Zoom conference later.

Just a reminder that she definitely has a collection hidden in a drawer somewhere, and the reason that she left that one out was because it's the current one that she's using, probably more than 3 times a day. She'll swap it out with a different one in a couple of weeks.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 12:28:37 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 01:16:17 ago (+3/-0)

At least it's white.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

Truly, the optimist sees the silver lining in the clouds of the hurricane.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:20:17 ago (+2/-0)

Now I wonder if it was on purpose. Because you either put that there to work it in, or it's just there like a bowl of potpourri

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:23:01 ago (+4/-0)

From the state of the shelf you can see she's a disorganized slob. Probably so used to seeing that thing laying around it doesn't even red flag in her mind anymore.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:30:24 ago (+4/-0)

I'm also not sure which is more fucked up.

[ - ] SenpaithatFriendzonesyou 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:48:32 ago (+1/-0)

A lot of single roasties are slobs. You can look in their cars and tell.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 21:44:51 ago (+3/-0)

It is. Why wouldn't it be next to the bed? Is she climbing up on the bookshelf to diddle herself? She's showing it off.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

I bet it doesn't smell like a bowl of potpourri.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 00:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:10:22 ago (+0/-0)

An attempt to what?

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:37:44 ago (+0/-0)

You don't have a high enough IQ to understand

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

You dumb fuck. Go shill for Ukraine.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 07:52:14 ago (+0/-0)

Found your penis yet with that spectrometer? 😎

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 11:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

It makes me smile to know I have access to one and you are such a loser that you can't even imagine that possible. It just helps to discredit your dipshit ideas of nukes being fake. You have no technical or scientific knowledge, so you just look like a loony conspiracy tard. I bet nuclear reactors are fake too, huh? Now sperg out and rage quit life.

Shill boy, suck off that jew Zelensky.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 12:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

It makes me smile to know I have access to one and you are such a loser that you can't even imagine that possible. It just helps to discredit your dipshit ideas of nukes being fake. You have no technical or scientific knowledge, so you just look like a loony conspiracy tard. I bet nuclear reactors are fake too, huh? Now sperg out and rage quit life.

Sparkle is fat and furious 😂 I never said nukes are fake 🤣 cope more fatty

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 12:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

Unless, I'm confusing you with another tard, it's your disbelief in Alamogordo glass being created by a nuke that started this. And getting the idea that I'm out of shape shows you really don't pay attention. Gaslight more jewlover.

See, I know your a jewlover, because you argue for jew control of Ukraine.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 14, 2022 12:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

your a jewlover

Looks like you ate the books in school

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:26:57 ago (+2/-0)

That rubber dong is as thick as the paint can ffs.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 01:18:51 ago (+4/-0)

Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 02:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

This was hardly accidental.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 12, 2022 23:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

"roastie" Damn funny,where do y'all get this humor from? No matter,still hilarious.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 11:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know what a "roastie" is supposed to be? Some of these retards believe that a woman's labia stretch out and sag like slices of roast beef the more partners she has.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 12:52:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:26:47 ago (+0/-0)

Mmm. Curly fries.

[ - ] headfire 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 18:27:32 ago (+0/-0)

That's not enormous.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 22:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

You must be hung like a mouse if that's "enormous"

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 13, 2022 23:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Most of these are like gag gifts. I wouldn't get too excited.