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That feel when gf

submitted by big_fat_dangus to 4Chan 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:02:51 ago (+41/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 21 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:44:19 ago (+21/-0)

and this is why men have buildings away from the house that you can lock yourself in at any time and "work on stuff".

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:55:34 ago (+9/-0)

And / or boats, airplanes, et cetera and so forth, amen.

[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:06:30 ago (+12/-0)

If he is going to stick his dick in me I am now his personal hobby.

Now if he were smart he would have babies with me keep me distracted while he still got sex and now he gets food.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 17 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:17:41 ago (+18/-1)

Pretty based. But dudes do need alone time, and it's tough to explain that in a way that makes sense to a femoid.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:28:05 ago (+3/-0)

Take it. I don't have one of those new age husband's that do things around the house. Can't cook. can't clean. Can't bathe them literally just let's them sit in water. To this day I don't understand how you take them a bath and they still have mud on their feet.

Doesn't or won't I don't care. take out the trash and earn the check. Just go away until they're asleep and the older one is distracted with the tablet.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:37:33 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:02:17 ago (+5/-4)

Luckily you will never face this problem.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 12 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:09:52 ago (+12/-0)

I'm facing it right now. Run along, helena.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 01:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

Ohhhh nicely done, bro! Grandma is felted

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:21:50 ago (+4/-5)

Oh we totally believe you. Women are dying to spend time talking to you.

Run along, helena.

*Skipping :))))))

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:27:48 ago (+7/-0)

Lol. Should we tell her? Your irony sensors need work, helena.

[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:00:18 ago (+4/-0)

Don't. It's more funny this way. Or maybe PostWallHelena is a dude pretending to be a woman.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 04:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

Or maybe PostWallHelena is a dude pretending to be a woman.

Dude! Don't spill the beans in public you goon.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:42:31 ago (+2/-1)

You’ll never work on my irony sensors, dangus.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

The best part is he thinks the internet is real life.

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 17:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 22:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

No shit.only sometimes though.

Like when I was listening to their podcast this morning and they were talking about the flat earthers and how retarded they are I thought back to a time where I used to joke with friends about how there are people who actually believe the Holocaust wasn't real.

And then well we are all here so we all know what happened.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:44:19 ago (+1/-0)

Uh huh. Keep being a woman talking to me while saying women don't talk to me. You make this too easy.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 01:06:47 ago (+2/-0)

He totally owned you there, grandma

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

you done circle jerking or not yet?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 17:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

You done simping for a roastie yet?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 01:07:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:13:50 ago (+4/-0)

Im very disappointed when you and I agree

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:17:28 ago (+2/-0)

It’s the pits! We’ll muddle though.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 06:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

Will you two just fuck already

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 20:50:22 ago (+0/-0)

OOF! You gottem agin!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:08:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:11:05 ago (+5/-0)*

Furthest thing from it. I've been taken and straddled with kids for the past 20 years.

I don't know this world of planning you speak of. Oh and an infant in the house it's easy to find time to have relations with him. It's the older ones that make formidable opponents But no still find time.

And I don't even have to bother him with stupid woman conversation.thats what you guys are for. Win win.

[ - ] aleleopathic 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 20:27:22 ago (+3/-0)

Jesus Christ - are you just here to remind us that decent women still exist? There are quite a few younger men here who will be sorely disappointed if you get their hopes up.

Like I read this and immediately know you are from an older generation. Dating these days is absolute shit.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 21:42:30 ago (+5/-0)*

I know it is. How the hell am I supposed to send my oldest out into this?

Every guy out there it seems is a degenerate stoner.

And before you say family friends son...the whole world went off the deep end and all the sons now have some type of add or autism. My genes are a fucking masterpiece and I refuse to have them mix with retards. Higher end of the spectrum or not.

The parents disappointed me the most. We spent almost two decades making fun of these people and now they're them. Vaccinated and all. We're fucked.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 22:07:00 ago (+4/-0)

We spent almost two decades making fun of these people and now they're them. Vaccinated and all. We're fucked.

Odd a generation of mosh pit head bangers turned into vaxtard mask wearing fucking pussies.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 04:45:37 ago (+1/-0)

The sex stops after babies, so maybe he is trying to get a good return on investment.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 13:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

This sounds like a reasonable agreement.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 22:34:33 ago (+0/-0)

No, if he was stoopid he would marry you and have babies. Then you could harvest at least half his assets, get alimony til you found another guy dumb enough to marry you, plus have him on an eighteen year indentured servitude contract (via divorce-rape court). As for having babies to keep you distracted, it would only be til you either saddled him with dealing with the ferals, or working two jobs to afford you daycare or a nanny.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:34:44 ago (+7/-0)

I never smoked in my life. Took up cigar smoking on the porch because I knew the smoke would repel my beloved. She watches fake reality TV to drive me out of the room. Everyone needs a bit of alone time.

I’m in my 50’s, so there’s no drama. If you told a young lady that you need some alone time it would devastate her, leading to a hundred hours of intense and crazy negotiations.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:19:44 ago (+2/-0)

I feel so bad for you . I don't understand the reality tv .

It's funny if I start going off about anything in the news or just losing my cool about a neighbor or a ugh my husband's family my mother gets on to me about how unladylike I sound. How vulgar I am and why am I so combative. And that she can't take it.

And then turns right the fuck around and turns on this reality tv show where these whores are loud, drinking and cussing.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:06:41 ago (+2/-0)*

Don’t feel bad for me, my marriage is great. 22 years and we haven’t had an argument yet. We’ve both been working from home for about two years so we find we need some alone time occasionally, which wasn’t the case when we both had office jobs. We’re couped up.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations on 22!

We differ on opinions all the time. Sometimes very loudly.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 22:08:57 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats! You found the NPC reset button!

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:29:15 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on the woman. There's different levels of crazy

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

They're all crazy

Some just hide it better

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:56:03 ago (+1/-0)

Base level of crazy is different in every person. Even if they hide it

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:48:45 ago (+1/-0)*

This is why I ghost. It's not because I'm inconsiderate or a rude asshole, it's because if I tried to be polite and explain why it would lead to days and days and days of listening to her anaylze, bitch and whine about how it's my fault and I don't deserve her. Either that or get accused of abuse and the police show up at my place.

Easier to just disappear and thinks to women's constant fears tech has adapted to their whining and made it easier to disappear without a word.

[ - ] v0atmage 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:29:53 ago (+5/-0)

This got me right in the feels.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 09:34:20 ago (+2/-0)

No, anon, you're absolutely fucking right - at least in this day and age.

I was married for 10 years. Totally in love with the woman. Once we had the money to finally realize our plans, she decided that suddenly - she didn't want anything we'd talked about incessantly for the last ten years, including kids. She up and left and started fucking everyone under the sun incessantly. Despite her antics, which I could prove to anyone and everyone, and which she didn't even try to deny, a judge ruled in her favor and gave her fucking everything.

Fuck women. Without a man they're nothing more than petulant children, no matter how "smart" they are. Give them an inch and they'll be sucking down cock left and right. To hell with them, they aren't are equals and never will be.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 09:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

Best take in the thread.

[ - ] giantprick 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:01:56 ago (+3/-0)

OP on the phone you just turn the volume low, every few minutes just say "oh wow" or "that's crazy" and go about your work

That or fuck her hard enough until you melt her brain and she starts cleaning bc that's all she can focus on

You have options

[ - ] taoV 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:42:12 ago (+2/-0)

^^ Username validated ^^

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

2nd option for the win!!!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 14:57:12 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:51:12 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like somebody needs to hit the gym. If I'm lifting, I'll be doing things for three hours. If Mrs. bobdole9 tries to work out, she's all done after an hour. She goes and I get another two hours to zone out.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 22:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

File this under 'be careful what you wish for'!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:54:54 ago (+1/-0)

You're supposed to give the woman a baby to keep her busy

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 12:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

He needs to find a new vagina.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 20:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

It is for this and many other reasons that I avoid roasties the way I avoid the groid

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

High maintenance. It's not about money or taking her out to eat or buying her nice things. Women need to bug you fucking constantly. It's even worse as they're older.

and it's always the ones that talk about being strong and independent that need the most attention

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

I’m surprisingly at the point where I don’t seek to keep a commitment. I’m monigamous, but fuck placating some childish trap of insecurity… Guess you’re just gonna have to trust me.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 18:53:04 ago (+2/-0)

Do you only date one black chick at a time?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:33:52 ago (+0/-0)

Been divorced for several years. Really enjoy the silence. Now my friends are getting divorced too. We get to hang out, drink beer, and do whatever the fuck we want jist like the old days. Good times are here again!

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:37:25 ago (+3/-0)

But why didn't you guys just do that while you were married?

What's the difference? Are you guys fucking?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't do that while I was married because my exwife was a crazy bitch who drove away my friends and family. Although even my friends who are married to reasonably chill women still have times where they can't hang out because their wives don't want to have people over/ don't want their husbands to go out without them. Being divorced is great, I can do what I want and not have to deal with an angry, screaming woman when I get home.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 15:05:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 16:30:07 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, depends on the woman. Get you one that's less crazy than the others