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I walked into a medical building this afternoon and there was one guy at reception, maybe mid twenties, looked relatively normal, only one color hair, brown. He told me where I needed to go and maybe fifteen minutes later I'm coming out and I see two water fountains similar to picture and take a drink from one and on the way to the door notice that kid is still the only one there and decide to have a little fun. So I sit down in the chair right in front of the kid and I know they're fixin to close in a matter of minutes and I say "can I ask you something?" Kid says sure polite as can be. With a completely straight face I say "I notice you have two water fountains there" and the kid just nods and waits for my question. "Is the little one for all the immigrants?" I knew this could go one of two ways...kid completely loses his shit laughing! I smiled and told him to have a great night. Made my day to see a normal kid who could take a joke!

live in a northeast shitlib city with a bad homeless problem. outside my work there is a public drinking fountain. in the morning, the homeless wash their genitals in the fountain. throughout the day, i witness hikers and bikers stop to drink from the fountain. i’ve reported the problem to the city many times, even take pictures, but they just give the homeless more free food and needles. its sad seeing children drink from the fountain, but admittedly i enjoy seeing the bike faggots in spandex drinking the genital water.

I can see your face reflected in the picture frame glass.

'Ah, a urinal!'

Maybe it was bagged because the water was contaminated.

Make a desert and call it a peace.

I still drank out of those durong the pandemic...