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Are dildo's 5-dimensional?

submitted by mikenigger to AskUpgoat 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:31:26 ago (+4/-3)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:48:20 ago (+3/-0)

You think about some strange shit. You might want to examine that.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:41:22 ago (+2/-0)

He had a penis eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it was in the fourth dimension.

― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:34:59 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -3 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:57:10 ago (+0/-3)

Holy shit, a pop culture reference!

clears throat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HOW HI-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:34:25 ago (+3/-0)

I'm glad you liked it. Your approval is what I live for.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:25:53 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus -4 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:31:16 ago (+0/-4)

Did you write that with our without your sex offender ankle bracelet on?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 3, 2022 12:00:01 ago (+0/-0)

Mikenigger on casual friday at his job at NSA
https://files.catbox.moe/fuodv3.png

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

Probably the inverse of 69-Dimensional whatever that means.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:31:56 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] mikenigger [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

Sometimes when I pull myself out of a wet dream I can ejaculate without even touching my penis.

Do you imagine raping little girls or boys before going to sleep?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:16:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] throwawayaccount -1 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 16:55:16 ago (+0/-1)

Sounds like you have an issue with premature arrival.
Premature... Like your taste in girls...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:21:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:40:15 ago (+1/-0)

Pee break? So you mean you're not peeing in the butthole? What a gentleman. But also kinda vanilla.

Would've taken you for a man (?) with saucier bedroom antics. Boo. 1/10

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:54:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 22:12:32 ago (+1/-0)



Heads up if you don't finish, it's like your partner didn't finish. Kind of selfish.

Falling asleep inside? It's a doll. If it's a person.. Wait what?? Nah it's a doll.