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Anon enjoys working from home

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 07:23:00 ago (+25/-1)     (i.redd.it)

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[ - ] Version6 8 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:03:24 ago (+8/-0)

It wont be too long before mgmt realize this person serves no function. As the economy continues to tighten dead weight will be cut loose.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:09:16 ago (+1/-0)

As production becomes less profitable and the recession becomes apparent. ( It generally takes a quarter or two for larger companies to react) the dead weight will be released. Inclusion hires and bloated middle management will be the first to go. Nigger unemployment is going to hit astronomical and unprecedented levels. In the past Niggers would be on the lower rungs actually touching product and doing as much labor as could be squeezed from their lazy asses. Now it's beaners doing the lower level positions. Businesses will no longer have the luxury of virtue signalling their "inclusiveness"

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 17:00:14 ago (+1/-0)

Businesses will no longer have the luxury of virtue signalling their "inclusiveness"

Depends on how much gov money they get. They are tightly wrapped around the gov and its institutions.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:07:09 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't realize @lord_nougat posted on the chans!

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:40:24 ago (+3/-0)

fuck my wife (paid)
jerk off to porn (paid)

lmao wtf what a coombrain, no wonder he never does any work, his head must be foggy as fuck.

...this is assuming he's telling the truth about having a wife, which he very likely isn't.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:50:34 ago (+3/-0)

I think the OP is satire.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

Now that I read it again, you're probably right.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:13:27 ago (+2/-0)

-Wake up
-Shower and eat
-Commute to cubicle
-Clock in
-Get coffee (paid)
-Learn stories of cubiclemate's dogs. (both gettin paid)
-Learn all of children's activities from other office worker. (both gettin paid)
-Take lunch.
-Hear health issues of another. (both gettin paid)
-Listen to weekend plans of another. (both gettin paid)
-Deal with non-stop NPC loud and clueless political talk. (both gettin paid)
-Barracade offices. (getting paid)
-Light bottom floor on fire. (everyone's gonna pay)
-Wait wat? (you fucking heard me)
-Start throwing NPC's off the roof. (paid)

(Writer's embellishment.)

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 14:59:17 ago (+1/-0)

Forgot to add "Swingline stapler stolen from me", Milton

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

exaggeration to the point that it's probably a 14 yr old larping

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

Or some boss jacking.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

Many adult autistic incels talk like teens.

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 09:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

He forgot
shitpost on voat (paid)

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 17:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Many such cases. Almost all of them will be laid off before end of year 2023

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 13:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

My daily activities are almost like this, but I don’t watch TV during the day. I essentially work for the Illuminati so try to screw the system as much as I can.
I get paid extremely well since I am so specialized.
I still do my job way better than the minorities on my team so I’m seen as a superstar. No joke, I’m more of a team consultant now to keep things moving forward.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 11:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

Good to see I'm not the only White person on here that sometimes works.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 10:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

Why do people post dumb shit like this online? Their lives are miserable, then the second they catch a break they go gloating about it in a way that is highly likely to prevent them from continuing to enjoy.

The fuck is wrong with people?

[ - ] NiggerNiggerZooPals 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 2, 2022 08:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

This is nigger tier logic. Short sighted and lazy. Just trying to get “da bands” in the short term and getting fired so that you have just enough money to consume shoes. Real men have pride and integrity in their work.

Unless you’re trying to drain the resources of a globohomo organization, then i say go for it.