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Final Fantasy VII Remake is gay

submitted by deleted to gaming 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:00:28 ago (+15/-1)     (gaming)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 9 points 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:57:56 ago (+10/-1)

Hey, faggot. You are complaining about something that happened 25 years ago.

P.S. Aeris is killed by Sephiroth at the end of disk 1, but if you are autistic enough, you can figure out how to resurrect her.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 05:21:48 ago (+1/-0)

Final Fantasy VII, in general, is gay.

I don't care that it came out before DualShock was invented. The fact that I have to use the D-pad, was gay.

The fact that it contains a nigger, is gay.

Sure, Tifa has big booba, but who's she fucking? Niggers. Fucking niggers is gay.

3 discs long? Gay. Turns out, you can actually play the entire game, one one CD, but it won't play the FMV cutscenes. So those 2 extra discs only exist for the purpose of playing the FMV's. Gay.

Cloud? Don't even get me started.

Only decent character was Cait Sith. Aerith wasn't hot, at all. I laughed uncontrollably when she died, and was glad.

In fact, all of the PSone Final Fantasy games, except for Final Fantasy Anthologies, were gay. I got to the very end of 7, 8, 9 and decided not to beat them, because I realized my life had value. That's right. I got to the last disc, to the final boss battle, of all three games, and then turned them off.

Final Fantasy X was the gayest of them all. Blitz ball is pure monkeypox. I ran that game through the garbage disposal. Titus is so fucking annoying.

Then they announced a Final Fantasy 11 with a monthly subscription. I realized that FF4-6 were the golden years and stopped that faggot shit immediately and went back to Grandia and Skies of Arcadia.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 08:08:51 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 17, 2022 13:58:32 ago (+1/-0)

...your opinions are weird.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 18, 2022 03:28:52 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you enjoy Final Fantasy XI so much.

[ - ] taoV 8 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 01:28:28 ago (+8/-0)

Cloud dressed as a hooker and got fondled (or more) by a mob boss off-screen in the original.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 06:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to say, didnt he have a bunny suit and do something like that?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 12:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 07:30:39 ago (+5/-0)

There's a bit in the original where Aeris has Cloud dress up as a woman so they can sneak into the Don's mansion and rescue Tifa. The game is 25 years old. Are you just now finding this out?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 13:42:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 13:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know dude. The gym bros in the original were pretty gay.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 03:05:02 ago (+3/-0)

I mean why do you act so surprised the original had cloud cross dressed as a joke to sneak in the mafia dons mansion.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 02:02:49 ago (+3/-0)

Nuke this gay planet already.

I played the original in 1997, and this bit was bad enough back then. Now they've turned the faggotry up to 11.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 23:18:19 ago (+2/-0)

The gayest part about it is the quick time event mechanic.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:17:03 ago (+2/-0)

I realize I'm too old for these games and what I also realized is that the people who are the right age for these actually see them much more as movies and movie characters that they occasionally interact with rather than the way games were when they first came out where you were 100% in control of the action and you weren't watching scenes that just happened without you like this.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 02:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

its like that movie jacobs ladder but demons are tearing my childhood away

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:43:43 ago (+2/-1)

What the fuck that's mega gay they even crossdress him at the end.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 22:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you buy before you try? Especially foreigner made games?

[ - ] WhiteRonin 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

I was told the controls are complete shit.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:23:20 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] WhiteRonin 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

Those are the controls I was referencing.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.8 yearsSep 15, 2022 21:14:20 ago (+1/-0)

That is gay as f***

[ - ] Huscarl 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 16:12:34 ago (+0/-0)

I remember playing the original and you are forced to find female clothing, wig, make-up etc to pretend to be a woman and try to infiltrate the local boss's base. Starts on page 42 in this guide: https://archive.org/details/finalfantasyviibradygamesstrategyguide/page/42/mode/2up?view=theater.

Regardless of the room you select, you'll walk away with an undergarment of some sort. (Bikini Briefs if you choose the Group Room; Lingerie if you choose the &$#% Room).

Put on the lingerie to look sexier as a crossdresser, it's good for you. More degenerate than this dance, although both are disgusting.

There are better and real life persons for a kid to look up to rather than video game characters.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.8 yearsSep 16, 2022 00:22:54 ago (+1/-1)

Its not a surprise. Japs love to cross dress and suck the cock.