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went into a tiny little crafts store in a tiny country town today cause it said 'buy local honey here'

submitted by BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod to TellUpgoat 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 05:40:57 ago (+26/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

bitch had some fucking commercial honey packaged 150kms away.. 'oh but it's sourced here' yeah fuck off bitch, i thought some local beekeeper had just poured some straight in a home made jar for me. left with nothing.

well, that was my day. oh and i had to deal with customer service over an internet fault.. spends 90% of the call giving false pleasantries and other nonsense.. nigger just get to the point. fuck me. yet if he doesn't do that fake dance women will complain about it, so every customer service employee has to go through some ridiculous routine, and every man has to put up with it having his time wasted with nonsense.. all so some women can 'feel good about the service'. fucking women ruining my society fuck off and shut up.


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[ - ] osomperne -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:10:20 ago (+0/-1)

How do you know the honey wasn't local?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:39:15 ago (+1/-1)

You sound like a pleasant guy.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 00:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

yeah and what the fuck are u gonna do about it.. thats what i thought beta bitch

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 04:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

Oh noooesss! Another 14-year old found this site. Did your older brother show you this site?

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 30, 2022 04:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

nah he's a beta too like u

[ - ] TheMan 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

Check Facejew for a local beekeeping club and ask who has honey for sale.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:03:55 ago (+0/-0)

The guy that cut down my trees also sells honey, from less than a mile away. It's probable that his bees collect nectar from my property

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:10:37 ago (+1/-0)

Did they carry speaker wire? It's important, nay critical. Stock up now before it/s too late.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:07:41 ago (+0/-0)

Da boom booms in da ryyyyde!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:07:02 ago (+0/-0)

SURRRROUND SOUNDZ0rz!

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:10:55 ago (+0/-0)

APPle BoTTom.

Orange.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:37:51 ago (+0/-0)

SWORD!

Sword of METAL.

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 19:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

I will ear fuck you

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 19:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

Of course I've had it in the ear before.

I've got a lust for life.

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 19:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

container container container container container container

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:06:02 ago (+1/-0)

nigger just get to the point...if he doesn't do that fake dance women will complain







Come on feet!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

Meanwhile, I bought legit organic local honey from the beekeepers family at the farmers market last week

[ - ] BaboonSaint 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:42:05 ago (+1/-0)

I got honey from a farmer once, it was fucking good. I gave it to my girlfriend and now we are married, the moral is farmers are based.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:50:55 ago (+2/-0)

I tell those tech support monkies when they ask "how are you doing today, sir?"

"No thank you, just reset the device"

"Ok...."

Then that beautiful silence. They dont fuck about after that.

[ - ] feminismisculturedeath 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:39:10 ago (+3/-0)

Why do you think every product and service is awful now? Because mandated "diversity."

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 07:29:58 ago (+5/-0)*

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:50:54 ago (+2/-0)

Bee keeping be racist nigga

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 13:00:47 ago (+2/-0)

Exterminate africanized bees!

[ - ] boogienight 5 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:36:11 ago (+5/-0)

I feel like there's a Dice Clay bit tucked in here...

So then I says HEY HONEY, Whats in the bowl bitch? OOOOOH!
*puffs cigarette from behind head
This fucking honey dont have real honey, it's that chink stuff.
So then I says, how bout you blow me? OOOOOOH
Then I left without buying shit, I says, here's the receipt bitch OOOOOOH!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 11:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

Always a classic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:15:41 ago (+0/-0)

Dice is a kike

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:44:53 ago (+6/-0)

0/10

Worst uplifting story ever!

[ - ] Laputois 8 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 07:50:46 ago (+8/-0)*

I had a philippino woman tell me that I needed to contact the sender about 15 times when I inquired about a FedEx package that stopped tracking within their system. Most of what she said was indecipherable except for "contact sender" Finally I asked her to repeat that I needed to contact the sender one more time. She fell quiet, but would not hang up. When I deal with pajeets or slant heads I do not cut them any slack. If I cannot understand them I make them repeat until I can. I make them spell their fucked up name and I use adages and colloquialisms that they do not understand to confuse them.

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:50:10 ago (+4/-0)

Idioms are another good way to confuse a person from another country.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:58:26 ago (+4/-0)

Darmok and Jalad at Niagra!

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

Sokath; his eyes uncovered

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:16:49 ago (+1/-0)

GRABTHAR, his hammer held aloft!

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:18:30 ago (+2/-0)

Temba; his sails unfurled

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:21:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 10:06:31 ago (+2/-0)

Also idiots

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:34:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 12:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

That's silly. They're from the Philippines!

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:14:55 ago (+2/-3)

No, it's 'Filipina'. Filipino is male. For your edification.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:02:28 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 06:59:26 ago (+0/-2)

'Filipinos' describes a group of them. 'Filipina' = a woman from that shithole cuntry. Go expand your anus with your father's cock.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 08:46:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:04:02 ago (+1/-1)

pls do the needful and show vagenis

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 16:06:32 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 17:34:39 ago (+0/-0)

Most of the flips I speak to have better English than Americans

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 06:52:01 ago (+9/-0)

Well that sucks. Last time I fell for that sales pitch, it was legit. They invited me into their enormous backyard, which was at least an acre, and sold me a bucket of honey. Maybe 3 gallons? Probably morelike 2 and a half. Anyhow, I made the best mead in millenia Probably.

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 08:48:18 ago (+6/-0)

I want to be that bee guy. I'm going to see if I can get the stingless bees in my area so my wife won't cry about me having them. Otherwise I'll have to hike for my honey but that doesn't seem like that bad of a prospect in all honesty.

Thanks for listening to me ramble

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 11:21:27 ago (+7/-0)*

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[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 16:08:29 ago (+1/-0)

My wife is also the reason I don't have bees. She was against the chickens but I did it anyway and it is wonderful. Bees are likely going in next year.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 15:13:45 ago (+0/-2)

Tell your wife to shit in her hat