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The end of the world will have pizza

submitted by Gowithit to Food 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:36:35 ago (+7/-0)     (Food)

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I may talk all kinds of shit about Biden but thanks to him I've learned math, a little bit of science and now how to make pizza.

First time making it and already tastes better than dominoes.


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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

My God that is a disaster, but yes, still better than Dominos.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:19:24 ago (+1/-0)

Better than your salsa.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:21:03 ago (+1/-0)

WHAT!?!

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

Did you see my salsa are you just having a go with me, hon? I'll tell you now me salsa is rather righteous.

https://files.catbox.moe/2wfwg3.jpg

You let me know, lady, before I put some pressue on you dog husbands face, right?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Whats that little blob in the middle? Water or did Dangus overnight ship you something to add flavor?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:31:33 ago (+0/-0)

That center brown shit? Notice that brown shit is everywhere? No clue. I blame it on my camera. I made it yesterday. Everything was fresh. I noticed it looks like it is rotting, haha!

E: Meaning "looks like" rotting in the picture. In real life, it looks perfectly fine.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:20:48 ago (+0/-0)

E: I will be making a mushroom and peperoni pizza this weekend. I declare a thumb war!

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

But can you master putting cheese in the crust? Mine kept coming undone.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2 yearsApr 8, 2023 08:35:49 ago (+1/-0)

My brother and nephew know to use a steak knife because everything slides off.

What I read online is that the tomato sauce I am using is too wet. So, not sure, but I guess either boil it for awhile or use tomato paste? Not sure. Will get back to you.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 20:26:17 ago (+3/-0)

The end of the world? Idk I just don't see how you can bake that many pizzas in that many ovens in just a few short years.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:40:51 ago (+1/-0)

Well, don't forgot that she also buried some of the pizzas in mass pizza graves

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 22:47:28 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I heard but where's the cheese? There's no cheese in these mass pizza graves. I'm Italian and this is hurting me.

[ - ] anothergoatinthewall 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 08:49:12 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php

Sorry for linking you a Massive time sink, and you're welcome.

You know you have a problem when you've built a dedicated wood-fired pizza oven (ok, I make other bread in there too), make your own mozerella, sausage, cured meats, and have a garden for providing the tomatoes and basil.

But yes, as humanity ceases to exist, if I'm still capable, I'll make a pizza.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

Wow. I clicked on the pizza challenge.They read my mind. I was wondering if I could do something with the squash and these people did it! Did the tomato sauce with the tomatoes, basil and rosemary I grew, older kid was afraid of using the yeast I grew but it worked!

https://files.catbox.moe/8i62q7.jpg

I had to learn how to cook like this for a minute years ago (not my picture but very similar) and figured when the time comes a sort of pizza oven could be jerry rigged the same way. Should give it a test run though.


[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:54:25 ago (+0/-0)

Can we hang out? (No glomo)

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

The end of the world is when there are no pizzas left at all.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 23:27:09 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe in yours ;) but thats alright. I was a "noob" the first time too. 2nd go round Im going to be a motherfucking professional.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:41:16 ago (+1/-0)

That looks gooooooood! I love homemade pizza

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:45:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

Oh the kids threw just some of your plain sharp cheddar cheese on there. I promise theres mozzarella under there. Yes! we did. I thougt pretzel crust was going to be some big ordeal like making regular dough and then somehow connecting the pretzel part to it but no its just one large pretzel.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:46:16 ago (+0/-0)

WTF is that?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:54:31 ago (+0/-0)

Pretzel crust pizza.. duh