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Conversations in the Wild

submitted by TheSpiceMelange to TellUpgoat 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:35:13 ago (+5/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I was at a friend's garage band party and while I'm sitting waiting for the next band to set up this girl sits down next to me.
I swear to God, this is her opener:
"I hate when people say Chinese people are a minority, there's like a billion of them."
I look at her and say, "I feel the same way about blacks, Arabs, and Indians."
She replies, "Speaking of blacks, I'm tired of commercials trying to convince me to fuck them. That's gross."
Fuckin' a right sister.

Now here's a twist, she had blue hair.


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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 21, 2022 21:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

She was obviously keen on you because (1) she sat next to you; and (2) she talked dirty.

I hope you said you were offended by her use of the f-word in the context she used it as she was obviously not prim and proper and the type of girl you'd like to take home to meet Mom.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 08:53:06 ago (+0/-0)

I know an old granny woman that had purple hair! She was keeping her granddaughters,(very young, under 7) and they wanted to do their hair so they talked granny into doing her's.
Blue hair is not the end of the world.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:11:50 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

She could be trying to trick you into showing your power level. Never open your heart or mouth to a stranger if it can affect you.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 00:34:50 ago (+0/-0)

Bag your junk, blue hair or not, groupies aren't wife material.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:58:33 ago (+1/-0)

I've had people do that to try and bait me into showing my power level before. A bunch now that I think about it. And for different reasons but most of them I think could tell my leanings and were just trying to see if I would be a social liability. Some were actual jews though.

My point is people will say what they think you want to hear for lots of reasons.

If that's the case with blue hair I hope she was just doing it because she wanted to smash. Good luck Spicy.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:37:41 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha. Hopefully you mentioned you assumed she was a cult progressive nog bonker because of the blue hair