1. I have some of that fake money. It does not feel real at all (feels like vinyl) and it has a semi-gloss—particularly when it gets wet.
2. I used to be a bouncer at 2 different NYC strip clubs and those coked up whores know money better than the Secret Service. 80% chance the first fake hundred that was passed was detected immediately.
Lying fuck of a goof...anything to prop up an act, when you're a useless eater with a limited vocabulary and bad table manners this is what you do to fit in, make up lies...a fucking double amputee can feel the difference between counterfeit $ paper and the real thing.
Go in with a company card, with a relatively low limit. Let some charges go through. Rack up some large charges on large racks. Card is declined. Offer to get another card, leaving your company card and Id as collateral. Go back to your hotel, report your wallet stolen.
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 08:32:58 ago (+7/-0)
2. I used to be a bouncer at 2 different NYC strip clubs and those coked up whores know money better than the Secret Service. 80% chance the first fake hundred that was passed was detected immediately.
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 08:40:34 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 10:14:22 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 20:07:04 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 21:47:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 13:11:44 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] hammerstrabe
[ - ] hammerstrabe 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 08:00:27 ago (+2/-1)
Your ass is going to get found and you should probably hope it is not by an old man fishing
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 20:06:53 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] mannerbund
[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 19:30:33 ago (+0/-0)
Let some charges go through.
Rack up some large charges on large racks.
Card is declined.
Offer to get another card, leaving your company card and Id as collateral.
Go back to your hotel, report your wallet stolen.
[ + ] Deleted
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