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Sometimes You Take What You Can Get

submitted by deleted to funny 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 15:22:08 ago (+29/-2)     (funny)

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[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 16:53:22 ago (+5/-0)

Reminds me of a joke I heard a while back:

Guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and asks the bartender if he can get a drink on the house in exchange for a song.

Amused, the bartender agrees. The man takes a tiny piano out of his pocket, sets it on the counter along with a little man who sits at the piano and plays a song.

After a round of applause, the tiny piano player takes a bow and is returned to the man's pocket, along with the piano.

Upon finishing his drink, the patron again approaches the bartender to ask for a free drink. Offering a wish, this time, in exchange.

The bartender immediately agrees, at which point the patron pulls a small wizard from another pocket, instructing the bartender to direct his wish to the little man.

The bartender says "I'd like a million bucks!", whereupon the bar is immediately flooded with a torrent of ducks.

Amid the confusion, the bartender shouts "What the heck? I wished for a million *bucks, not ducks*, to which the patron replied "What? You think I wanted a 10-inch pianist?".

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 18:24:53 ago (+4/-0)

I almost had a covert narrcisist wife I think it would have been worse

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 18:58:28 ago (+2/-0)

Did you escape that with all your limbs and balls still attached?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 22:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't all women covert narcissists?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 00:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] Feelsgood 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 16:28:57 ago (+4/-0)

I have one and yes, I do keep her on a short leash. It is a reminder of how much I love her. She knows her place in the home.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 18:27:11 ago (+3/-0)

Wait, that's the new retardo Victoria's secret model isn't it?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 17:37:15 ago (+2/-0)

better hope my eggs ain't sloppy, betch!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 08:39:07 ago (+0/-0)

Dangus dreams of a tard wife

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 29, 2022 00:11:48 ago (+0/-0)

Why is it w child?

[ - ] PORTforceOne 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 15:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha