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Reminds me of a joke I heard a while back:

Guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and asks the bartender if he can get a drink on the house in exchange for a song.

Amused, the bartender agrees. The man takes a tiny piano out of his pocket, sets it on the counter along with a little man who sits at the piano and plays a song.

After a round of applause, the tiny piano player takes a bow and is returned to the man's pocket, along with the piano.

Upon finishing his drink, the patron again approaches the bartender to ask for a free drink. Offering a wish, this time, in exchange.

The bartender immediately agrees, at which point the patron pulls a small wizard from another pocket, instructing the bartender to direct his wish to the little man.

The bartender says "I'd like a million bucks!", whereupon the bar is immediately flooded with a torrent of ducks.

Amid the confusion, the bartender shouts "What the heck? I wished for a million *bucks, not ducks*, to which the patron replied "What? You think I wanted a 10-inch pianist?".

I have one and yes, I do keep her on a short leash. It is a reminder of how much I love her. She knows her place in the home.

I almost had a covert narrcisist wife I think it would have been worse

Wait, that's the new retardo Victoria's secret model isn't it?

better hope my eggs ain't sloppy, betch!

Hahahaha

Why is it w child?

Dangus dreams of a tard wife