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Anon doesn't get his wife is asexual

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 11:24:13 ago (+15/-4)     (i.redd.it)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 13:11:04 ago (+5/-0)

This is profoundly bad advice. Prison is not better than life with no sex. If you can't work out the basic functions of marriage, like expectations in the bedroom, then you shouldn't get married.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:17:13 ago (+0/-0)

Half of people, maybe more, are on their way to divorce. I guess a lot of people shouldn't be married.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 23:45:40 ago (+0/-0)

Prison is a life with sex. Just that you're on the receiving end of nigger faggots and you get to learn how your wife felt.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:37:23 ago (+4/-0)

"Fuck her till she leaves"
That was my Wife's advice to a friend that was having this same problem with his domestic partner (not married, but has children). He laughed but didn't have the balls to do it. That woman milked him for years before she left him for another man anyway.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

Hey if they were married he could have paid for her to live with another man.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:33:52 ago (+2/-0)

My wife doesn't even want to have sex
If you're not fat and gross, does she get off or is it just you climaxing?

It's a "miracle" how hungry she gets when she knows she'll get off.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 16:01:15 ago (+2/-0)*

Bob Dole shills the pill!

https://youtu.be/oMeulTWdqiY

Edit: Brought to you by Phizer

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:05:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

That or he stupidly bought her a toy. I bet she works. If she didnt she would be afraid of him leaving her alone with the kids.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 11:46:30 ago (+5/-4)

Yeah, prison is better than no sex. What a fucking tard.

Anyone who can force sex on someone is a piece of shit that needs to swallow a bullet. Probably written by a muslim.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 23:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

His wife is having sex regularly, just not with him.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:16:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ah seeking relationship advice on 4chan

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 19:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

My life is the exact opposite. My wife would bang 5 times a day every day. I just don't have that kind of sex drive anymore.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 17:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

I do this minus the rape. I can be the perfect boyfriend- strong and protective, fun and spontaneous, good style, great sense of humor but if she's dull, fat or stupid or tries to manipulate I don't put in any effort. I'm not that guy and it's worse because she knows I can be that guy but just stopped. Once she gets her ass in gear that guy comes back.

and I actually put effort into being a boring fuck just because. It drives women crazy.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 13:01:15 ago (+0/-0)

Just be like hand banana when you get home.