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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 06:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

Buy a rope instead

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 20:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

Lower the smoke alarm - instead of on ceiling, place it on a wall a bit below ceiling level

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 20:26:56 ago (+1/-1)

I have. It's on the top of a small cupboard. It was near the window and maybe smoke was getting in through cracks or somethin'? I can't risk it any more 'cos the neighbours will lynch me if it goes off again.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 20:55:14 ago (+4/-0)

They should on principle.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 22:21:44 ago (+1/-1)

You won't go to heaven.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 04:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

smoke from what?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 05:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

Good question. Dunno. A smouldering pit fire? I live in a wild and woolly place (Deep South). Maybe it was dust.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:24:02 ago (+0/-0)*

I have never experienced this wacky behavior of smoke detectors. It usually takes quite a lot of smoke to set them off. Move the thing and make sure it's not expired.

I was actually thinking the other day after some smoke in my kitchen that I wish the fire alarm had gone off, with as much smoke as there was. But it's not in the kitchen but a hallway next to the kitchen, and I tested it with fake smoke stuff and put a new battery in, so it is working. Just takes quite a bit to get it going. You should be able to find one like that.

[ - ] beece 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 21:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

Get a dog Paul.

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 21:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 22:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

Done that and got the photoelectric cell one...

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 23:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

So if you have the photoelectric one and you're getting false alarms, maybe you have a faulty/dysfunctional alarm. For the short term you could simply turn it off, unless you have frequent fires in your area...

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 05:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

Buy a new battery.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 05:30:27 ago (+1/-0)

Battery is fine. The damn thing is virtually brand new!

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:43:25 ago (+1/-0)

what a fucking faggot you are

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 18:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

Why thank you diggernicks.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 20:54:41 ago (+4/-0)

I hope you die in your sleep, faggot scum.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 22:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf! Man that is so hurtful and...out of character!