Man killed by violent chicken - Upgoat

Man killed by violent chicken
submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 06:41:04 ago (+4/-1) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11757591/Father-killed-chicken-Man-massive-bleeding-attacked-Ireland-home.html

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 09:14:58 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] ItsBacon 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 06:56:58 ago (+2/-0)

Fellow Irish, we must work together for more comprehensive rooster control.

[ - ] deleted -5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 08:04:23 ago (+0/-5)

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[ - ] ItsBacon 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 08:42:26 ago (+2/-0)

They're an abomination.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 07:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 08:49:44 ago (+0/-0)

Roosters can be very aggressive. I can't see one killing someone unless they don't fight back at all.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 09:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

They'll go for the eyes if you're not careful.
That's what I was expecting in the article.

[ - ] Aze 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 09:27:38 ago (+0/-0)

Chicken are evolved from raptors, so I understand. Seems this one was channeling the rage of its ancestors.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 11:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

If this is their idea of anti-chicken keeping propaganda, it's having the opposite effect.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 17, 2023 06:20:24 ago (+0/-0)

masktard
heart attack

yawn

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 19:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

Cue “Family Guy” theme music….