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Anon was forced to eat goyslop by parents

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 05:10:48 ago (+22/-2)     (i.redd.it)

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[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 02:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

Took me 30 years to realise that almost every processed food is poison to your body and health. Seed oils, sugar, as well as preservatives, sweeteners and flavorings. Make your own food. It's the only way!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:25:05 ago (+2/-0)

When I was young, during the summer, i ran around the neighborhood with no shirt or shoes, doing kid stuff. My mom would lock me out of the house and make me tend to her dozens of pretty rose bushes (with thorns) and flower beds around the yard. If I was thirsty i got to drink out of the hose. I wasn't allowed back inside until I was done pulling weeds and trimming rose bushes. But damm she fed me a good healthy meal every night, hardly ever a "boxed" dinner like hamburger helper.

[ - ] froggy 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 17:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

Hey....I miss hamburger helper.....

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:47:17 ago (+1/-1)

Fucking 4chan faggotry. Man up. Cunts.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:02:53 ago (+1/-0)

Because she like most women use social shaming and concern trolling to express aggression.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

Social shaming and concern trolling are part of the job description. Its what mom’s are supposed to do. Its why they are better at keeping children alive then men.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 16:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Had 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:31:06 ago (+3/-1)

I know OP from picrel won't see this, but I will clue you goats in on why this happens. I had something similar with my mom, though it was with how I feed my own kids when it popped up.

Mom is seeing this as an indictment on her, i.e. the son is judging her by refusing her food. She feels that by you choosing against what she is offering, you are saying her decisions in life are terrible and that she is a shit mom. I kid you not, women take shit that fucking far.

My personal experience on this with my mom was with fluoride, soy, and fake sugar. My mom actually gave me fluoride supplements as a baby because our well water didn't have enough according to the jew doctor. She also didn't mind soybean oil in products even though she never noticed when the original ingredients were changed. And she drinks the fuck out of "Diet" soda. I refuse these things in my life, and I refuse them for my kids. We had HUGE fights because she wanted to give them that stuff when we would come to her house and I said abso-fucking-lutely not. My kids do not drink tap water, only RO filtered or distilled. She couldn't understand this even after I explained that it is a neuro-degenerative poison.

Women are irrational and take everything personally. I bet $100 the dad in this situation is willing to listen to the son and probably change his diet as well.

Women are driven by nature and emotions. Men by logic and reason. There are exceptions, but these are the rules.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:05:06 ago (+1/-0)

I bet there's no father in the picture.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:53:07 ago (+1/-0)

This is the number one answer.

God, I loved my mom, but I also loved my dad.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:30:37 ago (+0/-0)

Give me a break. Your mom gave you fluoride and soy and fake sugar because the prevailing thought was that those things were better than the alternatives. And they were in many cases. The research on fluoride and cognitive impairment did not exist. I guarantee you, that at least one of your little health initiatives is going to turn out to be wrong when the data comes in 20 years from now. Are your kids getting adequate trace minerals from filtered and distilled water? We’ll see.

Mom is seeing this as an indictment on her,
She might be on to something. Seems like you want to blame her for all the prevailing medical opinions of 1985 that turned out to be wrong. And btw you seem pretty emotionally driven here .

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 09:52:43 ago (+1/-2)

And if she wasnt saying this she would be a bad mom for not supporting anon. Mom has made a mistake in feeding kid goyslop. She’s correcting that mistake. Good for her for seeing the error of her ways. What the fuck is he complaining about now? She’s helping him not to be a fat pig. Theres no pleasing some people. If she hung herself on a cross for giving him doritos when he was five would that be enough? Doubt it.

[ - ] Greskibon 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:06:20 ago (+1/-0)

you ok?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

I am. What the fuck would satisfy anon, honestly?

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

From the greentext, I'm guessing it would be a mom with a detectable IQ.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:55:35 ago (+1/-0)

I just upvote PostWall because fuck it. She can deal with us faggots. She's good enough for me.

[ - ] Had 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:23:39 ago (+1/-0)

Man, got some demons you need to exercise there Helena?

Did you even read that shit? His mom is giving him shit for not eating the goyslop she makes. He is making his own food.

Women have awful reading comprehension I guess.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

When someone dislikes you, they will read whatever they want into your words. They'll even try to gaslight you into believing you meant things you didn't from words you never uttered.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

How many coffees did you have before reading that?

Nowhere in the story does the mom encourage junior to eat healthy, she's simply repeating bullshit health advice from well poisoning "health experts".

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:25:23 ago (+1/-0)

None. I quit coffee several months ago. I made a post about it.

Nowhere in the story does the mom encourage junior to eat healthy, she's simply repeating bullshit health advice from well poisoning "health experts".

Trying to decide which logical fallacy this is. I was thinking maybe some sort of reverse no-true-scotsman: “not those health experts”
Or maybe genetic fallacy: “all health advice from moms is bad health advice”

Maybe Bulverism is an apt term here. You have to prove he isnt eating too much eggs and rice otherwise your hyperventilating is meaningless. Anon was a little piggy which is why he is fat. Mom should have managed it better. He’s jumped on the keto bandwagon but it doesnt seem like he’s doing it right or he wouldnt be eating much rice. And he may very well be eating too many eggs.

Thats not even a possibility in your mind because of your mommy hate. You assume she is listening to bullshit, not him. You assume he isn’t doing something he’s done his whole life— overeat.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:22:53 ago (+1/-0)

I just read it as humble bragging but your take also makes sense.

Anon was a little piggy

Ha

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

Well maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle.

But Anon seems a little whiney about how his fatness is all Mommy’s fault. Then when she is concerned with him eating 5 eggs a day, he still finds an excuse to blame her— this time for doing the opposite of what he claims she did to him as a kid, which is to neglect his health. Which is it?

I used to blame mommy too. It’s a great way to avoid your own behavioral failings. In fact, if you pay a jew a hundred bucks an hour, they will encourage you to engage in this sort of blaming of mommy and daddy and will even give you ideas on new things you can blame mommy and daddy for that you hadn’t even thought of. But its just a counter-productive mindset.

And then here in the comments:
See?! Mommy is dumb, Mommy is evil. All mommies are evil. Mommy has gone munchausen because she commented on his seventh avocado of the day. blah blah blah

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:23:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 08:18:21 ago (+0/-0)

Cultural munchausen by proxy

[ - ] froggy 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 07:36:21 ago (+5/-0)

I will never forget: San Diego in 2008. Walking through a Ralph's getting my shit. Mom and young child, looked to be 5 or 6, were in the juice aisle.

Child: "Mommy, can I have apple juice?"
Mom: "....Where did you have apple juice?"
Child: "We had it at daycamp. It was really good! Can I have apple juice mommy?"
Mom: "I'm going to have to talk to your teachers. That is way too much sugar for you to be having. Come on, we have crystal lite at home."

I felt physically ill for that child.

[ - ] lastlist 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 08:05:51 ago (+1/-0)

Apples are slightly better cause fiber. Apparently there is a sugar free version of that product placement. God forbid one drinks water.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 09:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

Beer is 70% water, and I'm living proof that that equates to a net boost in hydration.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 10:20:34 ago (+1/-0)

Doubt it. Alcohol is dehydrating. Maybe if it was 2 or 3 percent alcohol.

Beer used to have much lower alcoholic content. They increased the alcohol to make it more addictive. Like all other types of goyslop.

If you have to drink beer, make your own. Dont be a zombie to Anheiser Busch.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

I could beer you under the table

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 17:41:03 ago (+0/-0)

It's probably "apple" goyjuice.