☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
35

Anon joins the wrong gym

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 03:31:17 ago (+35/-0)     (i.redd.it)

https://i.redd.it/wfq1qkf5y6921.jpg



40 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 05:10:58 ago (+7/-0)

In the gay gym, the pool is always closed due to AIDS.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:16:13 ago (+1/-0)

Its monkey pox bigot and anyone can get it!

CDC

[ - ] AryanPrime -1 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:00:48 ago (+2/-3)

only a loser kike who frequents faggot hang outs would know this

out yourself harder kike faggot lmfao

oh btw the black sun is symbolic representation of satan, aka a kike symbol used as of late, another usurped sign to indicate a kike in modern days

hello kike, notice you never deny being a kike but always call kikes "jews" despite the fact that they aren't?

hahahahahahaha what a fucking loser you are

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 11:11:21 ago (+0/-0)

Just so you know the meme.
https://youtu.be/fp2EZbbuMa0

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 18:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

oh btw the black sun is symbolic representation of satan, aka a kike symbol used as of late,

Wewelsburg Castle, guy.

The SS, the last order of Crusaders, had it in their HQ.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 08:51:04 ago (+4/-0)

Obvious lie. Everyone in a gay gym would be fucking in the showers and hardly anyone would actually work out.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

Queens was a bouncer at a gay gym.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 08:59:14 ago (+2/-0)

I will take things that never happened for 1000 Alex.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 08:27:20 ago (+2/-0)

This reminds me of the time I realized halfway through dinner I was on a gay date.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

My guess is your realization came after you finished the meal you thought was paid for.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:54:12 ago (+1/-0)*

Its a rare occassion when I let anyone pay for my meal, even on a date. Since I didnt know I was on a date I had zero expectation of my meal being paid for by anyone but me. Ive paid for lots of friends’ meals over the years who were low on funds, including alot of guys. But carry on with your little MGTOW fantasy. You definitely don’t sound like a butthurt feminist wailing about patriarchy, obsessed with scoring victimhood points out of every innocuous detail of life. Not at all.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 11:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

if youre ever in florida I'll let you buy me a burger

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

I would buy you a steak if you’re cute and you put out. ;-p

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:24:46 ago (+2/-0)

I have a black belt in cunnilingus

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:26:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well that escalated quickly.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:11:13 ago (+0/-0)

Easy there, Casanova.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

you I'll allow to buy me 12 beers

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

I buy the beers if you buy the cigars.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 14:23:27 ago (+1/-0)

So... did you let her vacuum your carpet after?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 15:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

No.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 15:13:36 ago (+1/-0)

So... you're saying she didn't buff your muff?

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 16:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

suck the peach

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 11:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

Awkward but flattering.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:11:52 ago (+2/-0)

Thats exactly how it felt.

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

Did you pay with money?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:55:22 ago (+1/-0)

Im fairly sure we split the check.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 11:42:13 ago (+1/-0)

every day is glute day!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:12:45 ago (+0/-0)

Lol ded.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:26:23 ago (+1/-0)

this actually happened to a coworker of mine in NYC. he went there when the gym was empty and said it was strange that the gym guy asked him 3-4 times 'are you sure you want to join?'. he went back to work out when it was busy and it was all gays! he was a good looking young blonde guy. HHHAAAAAA!!!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 11:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

Anon shouldnt worry, like gay clubs women will ruin those too.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 09:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

While I thought it was a mildly humorous story, it's fake and gay.
It is not possible for someone to not notice it is a gay gym.
Gay propaganda would be plastered everywhere.
Fags would be wearing gay pride clothes.
And of course, not seeing any women would be an obvious thing.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:27:13 ago (+2/-0)

this actually happened to a coworker of mine in NYC. he went there when the gym was empty and said it was strange that the gym guy asked him 3-4 times 'are you sure you want to join?'. he went back to work out when it was busy and it was all gays! he was a good looking young blonde guy. HHHAAAAAA!!!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 09:50:50 ago (+1/-0)

And of course, not seeing any women would be an obvious thing.

I dunno about that. Having male-only spaces is something we need. Get in, do your thing, clean up after yourself, leave. Adding women to the mix messes everything up, adds drama, more drama, and internet drama, and wastes everyone's time.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

Totally agree with you there. Case in point, I was in the Army long before all the woke bullshit, back when combat arms units were male only. It just made life easier. Less complicated.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 09:57:49 ago (+1/-0)

I will fix the ending:

No one told me these gay gyms existed. It took me about a week to figure it out. I'm so fucking disgusted, they just raised my yearly membership dues by $200.

[ - ] froggy 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 07:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

They'd ensure he got buff, though

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 11:41:55 ago (+1/-0)

every day is glute day!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

Still funny the 2nd time.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 03:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

NGMI

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 12:03:23 ago (+1/-1)

Public gyms, YMCAs and such, are all faggot gyms. If they don't make an effort, faggots will turn all gyms gay