He said and I quote "You want to break into my computer and install Minecraft? Go ahead and try!".
<i>This is parody. Nothing I have stated is to be taken seriously by anyone. Any likeness to any real people is completely coincidental. Anything I have ever posted on this account or any other accounts is purely for entertainment purposes and is covered in some law somewhere.</i>.
How the fuck do you do bold and italics and links?
Your honor, my client clearly stated, and I quote, "In minecraft", when making these statements, and therefore can't be prosecuted under the It's Just A Prank Bro Act of 2018. Move to dismiss due to obvious prosecutorial shenanigans and hijinks from law enforcement.
They charged some jew from their synagogue because they couldn't find the actual poster. It's not about getting their man, it is about sending a message.
[ + ] Barfcock19
[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 10:05:50 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 09:44:53 ago (+0/-0)
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[ + ] Monica
[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 09:50:04 ago (+0/-0)
<i>This is parody. Nothing I have stated is to be taken seriously by anyone. Any likeness to any real people is completely coincidental. Anything I have ever posted on this account or any other accounts is purely for entertainment purposes and is covered in some law somewhere.</i>.
How the fuck do you do bold and italics and links?
[ + ] Rowdybme
[ - ] Rowdybme -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 04:19:32 ago (+0/-1)
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[ + ] Hoobeejoo
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[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:54:07 ago (+4/-0)
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage!
In AC/DC.
[ + ] prototype
[ - ] prototype 5 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:02:54 ago (+5/-0)
It's not about getting their man, it is about sending a message.
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 22:33:00 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] v0atmage
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[ + ] Love240
[ - ] Love240 10 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 22:05:50 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 10 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:41:52 ago (+10/-0)
Its an unlawful and immoral arrest.
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 18, 2023 03:30:49 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 21:55:12 ago (+3/-0)
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[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 22:15:07 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 17, 2023 21:52:40 ago (+3/-0)
Oh, it would be just terrible if something bad happened to shitwood. That would break my fuckin heart.