They charged some jew from their synagogue because they couldn't find the actual poster. It's not about getting their man, it is about sending a message.
Your honor, my client clearly stated, and I quote, "In minecraft", when making these statements, and therefore can't be prosecuted under the It's Just A Prank Bro Act of 2018. Move to dismiss due to obvious prosecutorial shenanigans and hijinks from law enforcement.
He said and I quote "You want to break into my computer and install Minecraft? Go ahead and try!".
<i>This is parody. Nothing I have stated is to be taken seriously by anyone. Any likeness to any real people is completely coincidental. Anything I have ever posted on this account or any other accounts is purely for entertainment purposes and is covered in some law somewhere.</i>.
How the fuck do you do bold and italics and links?
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[ - ] Love240 10 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 22:05:50 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 10 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:41:52 ago (+10/-0)
Its an unlawful and immoral arrest.
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[ - ] prototype 5 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:02:54 ago (+5/-0)
It's not about getting their man, it is about sending a message.
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2 yearsApr 17, 2023 23:54:07 ago (+4/-0)
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage!
In AC/DC.
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Oh, it would be just terrible if something bad happened to shitwood. That would break my fuckin heart.
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<i>This is parody. Nothing I have stated is to be taken seriously by anyone. Any likeness to any real people is completely coincidental. Anything I have ever posted on this account or any other accounts is purely for entertainment purposes and is covered in some law somewhere.</i>.
How the fuck do you do bold and italics and links?
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