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Pizza is American.

submitted by Sheitstrom to news 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 00:20:18 ago (+21/-2)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12076531/Pizza-know-invented-America-NOT-Italy-declares-Italian-professor-food-history.html

This has been known since it's inception but revisionist history books / tv shows of the last decade have framed the lie that pizza as we know it is Italian. Fuck those lying faggots.


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[ - ] Shotinthedark 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 02:15:10 ago (+5/-0)

Niggers will try to claim pizza soon.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 08:10:35 ago (+3/-0)

It’s true. When I was in Afghanistan a million years ago, we went off to the Italian side of the FOB one day. Got some pizza.

It was definitely not the American idea of pizza. Bland as fuck. It was like a runny tomato sauce thinly spread over a giant cracker with some cut up sandwich meat sparsely scattered across it.

I could make better shit from MRE fixins.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 11:52:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 09:07:47 ago (+3/-0)

old news, but it was the Italian Americans that invented it.

Fun fact: Tomatoes were not native to Europe. Columbus brought tomatoes to Europe after he discovered America. He also brought potatoes and maize/corn.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 12:03:51 ago (+1/-2)

According to the popular legend, the pizza Margherita was invented in 1889 by Raffaele Esposito, chef at Pizzeria Brandi. The pizza was allegedly created in honor of Italy's unification, with the three toppings—basil, mozzarella, and tomato—respectively representing the green, white, and red of the Italian flag.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 11:44:27 ago (+2/-0)

if you use a wood fired oven to bake bread, theres a time before the oven is reaady, and a time after the oven has cooled down too much to bake bread.

both these windows of time can be used to cook other food.

ancient romans used thin sheets of dough to protect the veggies and meat they were cooking, like using baking paper today.

thats how pizza got started 2000 years ago.

and no.

deep dish pizza is not pizza, its a cake.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 16:24:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 14:15:09 ago (+2/-0)

italians are the niggers of Eurostan

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 23:57:32 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf is a calzone?!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 15, 2023 08:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

pizza hut used to be delicious but now its just crap. shame because it was one of the best chain pizzas out there and yes pizza is off italian origin

btw, the hamburger is from germany is not an american invention either though americans perfected it

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 05:52:26 ago (+1/-2)

Well, American pizza is quite different from Italian.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 13, 2023 09:13:54 ago (+0/-1)*

Fun fact:
Deep dish came from Texas to the north
Pizzeria Uno/Ike Sewell.