Grand master on patrol - Upgoat

Many of the earlier generation are ok. Better than the average man. Some men can't cook at all. But the top 10 chefs of the world are all men. Men develop specific skills. Women dabble in broader skills.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] mannerbund

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:37:36 ago (+2/-0)

It was pretty funny how fast that quip was dispatched. However, I find my wife, and my grandmother on my father's side are/were amazing cooks.

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:41:48 ago (+3/-1)

Your wife is asian and can’t cook? You sure are good at picking them, huh?

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy da greatest threat!!

Quick invent something that'll make woman whores in thoity yeeahZ!

Yeaaaa feminizismz!!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:02:34 ago (+2/-0)

They can’t cook

Yeah, most chefs are Male

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

Because women can't compete in such a demanding profession, not because they're incapable of cooking good food. They can't deal with the stress, leadership aspect, and long hours.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 23:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

No, the kitchens are full of spics. That's why restaurant food sucks now.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 25, 2023 07:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 26, 2023 00:20:34 ago (+0/-0)

Canada.

Well that explains it. I often go to northern Maine, which feels more like Canada than the US, and the food sucks.

[ - ] 0000000000002 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a much better cook than my ex-wife. Haven't eaten a frozen dinner since I kicked her to the curb.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:06:03 ago (+1/-0)*

My mom can't cook for shit.
One of her favorite things to make is spaghetti which she says is her "secret family recipe" with watered down sauce and sliced carrots. Who the fuck puts carrots in spaghetti?
I don't have the heart to tell her that it's terrible.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:25:53 ago (+0/-0)*

Just tell her. My kid started it as a joke when she was about 11 "needs more salt" but it served as good instruction.

I hide carrots in there when I can and spinach. Kale though forget it.. you cant hide kale in anything.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:05:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ewwww wtf how can you add spinach to spaghetti!? Criminal

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

You chop it thin and throw it in it hides with everything else. Im not your mom popping open a jar and dumping it.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

We never had jars at home, FYI. I didn’t even know jarred food till uni

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

I dont know processed... You hung out at starbucks stfu.