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Grand master on patrol

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 14:01:52 ago (+36/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7t7gsc.mp4



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[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 14:07:42 ago (+1/-2)

1 thing less to do. Sold!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 15:46:00 ago (+2/-0)

Typical lazy woman, always looking for another excuse to lay around and do nothing of value.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 16:25:00 ago (+0/-0)

@graydragon is always looking for a chess partner if you're that hard pressed about it. ; )

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 14:36:03 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 16:57:38 ago (+3/-0)

100% disagree. My grandmother was and mom is excellent at cooking.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 17:41:43 ago (+3/-0)

You probably have that rare disease that makes bad food taste good.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

No, I don't.

[ - ] Greskibon 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 23:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

lucky

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 17:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing the women in your family just suck at cooking.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:18:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 23:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

Numerous men in my family have been professional chefs, so yes, we can cook.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:03:07 ago (+1/-1)

Blah blah my subjective anecdote reeee

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

Right, but his bullshit isn't subjective anecdote, you dumb fucking nigger.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 10:32:01 ago (+1/-0)

It isn’t. Objectively, women may make mediocre to good food at home, but if you want the best, you go to men. The whole world over.

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:24:59 ago (+3/-0)

Many of the earlier generation are ok. Better than the average man. Some men can't cook at all. But the top 10 chefs of the world are all men. Men develop specific skills. Women dabble in broader skills.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:37:36 ago (+2/-0)

It was pretty funny how fast that quip was dispatched. However, I find my wife, and my grandmother on my father's side are/were amazing cooks.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:41:48 ago (+3/-1)

Your wife is asian and can’t cook? You sure are good at picking them, huh?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nein 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 16:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

I like how the interviewer was laughing out loud too

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:06:03 ago (+1/-0)*

My mom can't cook for shit.
One of her favorite things to make is spaghetti which she says is her "secret family recipe" with watered down sauce and sliced carrots. Who the fuck puts carrots in spaghetti?
I don't have the heart to tell her that it's terrible.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 18:25:53 ago (+0/-0)*

Just tell her. My kid started it as a joke when she was about 11 "needs more salt" but it served as good instruction.

I hide carrots in there when I can and spinach. Kale though forget it.. you cant hide kale in anything.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:05:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ewwww wtf how can you add spinach to spaghetti!? Criminal

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

You chop it thin and throw it in it hides with everything else. Im not your mom popping open a jar and dumping it.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

We never had jars at home, FYI. I didn’t even know jarred food till uni

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

I dont know processed... You hung out at starbucks stfu.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 10:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

Starbucks used to be good

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

Stfu carrots in spaghetti is great! You moron. It’s the bolognese

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

Cooked/steamed carrots have a gross texture. I love em raw or with ranch, but they certainly do not belong in spaghetti.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 10:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck them right in their ragu

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

There's no accounting for taste. Having said that, I just threw up in my mouth.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:56:30 ago (+0/-0)

Classic bolongese recipes call for carrots. Not sliced though, dice or minced.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:26:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 19:02:34 ago (+2/-0)

They can’t cook

Yeah, most chefs are Male

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:09:30 ago (+2/-0)

Because women can't compete in such a demanding profession, not because they're incapable of cooking good food. They can't deal with the stress, leadership aspect, and long hours.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 09:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 23:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

No, the kitchens are full of spics. That's why restaurant food sucks now.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 25, 2023 07:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 26, 2023 00:20:34 ago (+0/-0)

Canada.

Well that explains it. I often go to northern Maine, which feels more like Canada than the US, and the food sucks.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 20:33:13 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy da greatest threat!!

Quick invent something that'll make woman whores in thoity yeeahZ!

Yeaaaa feminizismz!!

[ - ] 0000000000002 1 point 1.9 yearsMay 23, 2023 21:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a much better cook than my ex-wife. Haven't eaten a frozen dinner since I kicked her to the curb.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.9 yearsMay 24, 2023 17:52:59 ago (+0/-0)

interviewer was throwing out bait