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Now I remember why I hate summer

submitted by Conspirologist to TellTalk 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 03:39:40 ago (+5/-4)     (TellTalk)

Now I remember why I hate summer. Because of fucking insects. It's already full of insects. Had to kill a few annoying flies already. A fucking moth ruined my $60 polo shirt, because I forgot to hide it for winter time.


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[ - ] jsac 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 05:43:09 ago (+2/-1)

Put a gun in your mouth. Angle it upwards. Pull the trigger.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 07:12:48 ago (+1/-0)

The failure rate for that method is surprisingly high, many people live afterwards with a missing side of their face. It's best to jump from a tall structure that has a hard ground surface.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 10:36:26 ago (+1/-0)*

A mole or a moth?

Edit: Damn, you edited it.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 24, 2023 10:48:47 ago (+0/-0)

Moth of course.