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New Horror Film Called "Beep"

submitted by GrayDragon to funny 2 yearsJun 6, 2023 23:15:30 ago (+28/-1)     (communities.win)

https://communities.win/c/ConsumeProduct/p/16bPQSiuUo/chirp/c/

(Many niggers apparently do not change their dying fire alarm batteries.)


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[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2 yearsJun 6, 2023 23:39:28 ago (+5/-0)

Context for those who find themselves out of the loop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fieqU3S8I2U

Non-(((jew)))Tube link: https://yt.artemislena.eu/watch?v=fieqU3S8I2U

Catbox mirror: https://files.catbox.moe/r96usr.mp4

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 07:06:38 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, this is what was needed. It took me a minute to recall the context but when I did, I had to laugh.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 00:30:55 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking NIGGERS.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 00:19:17 ago (+3/-0)

https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/dp/B002YE3YDU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I bought one of the original "Annoyatron"s from thinkgeek years ago back when they had their own site.

Hid it up in the drop down ceiling in Mr. Manager Asshole's office. Watched what little composure he had deteriorate over about three months. Watched him get fired for losing his shit on a client.

Worth every penny.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2 yearsJun 6, 2023 23:46:26 ago (+3/-0)

Beep! One night, late after it was very dark and everyone was sleeping. My fire alarm beeped. BEEP. One of 7, I have seven rooms in my house, beeped. It awoke me from a deep sleep. BEEP Alarmed I AM! Was that the low battery alert from one of my fire alarms? It couldn’t be. I changed all the backup batteries at daylight savings time like I always do. I buy the 12 volt batteries every year during Costcos yearly sale. What happened? BEEP. What the hell?

Turns out the tabs connecting the battery to the alarm are corroded. I cleaned them up. Good as new. Sorry to scare you all.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 00:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

Don't worry bro, sheeeiiit happens!

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 02:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

Quote the raven

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 09:35:31 ago (+0/-0)

What smoke detector uses a 12v?

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 09:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

Oops 9v I was trying to work out away to put them all on solar with a 12v battery backup. I would need a dc to dc converter. So I had 12v in my head when thinking about smoke detectors.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 06:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

Oh sheeit they don't hear them constant sneaker sounds on the basketball court.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 06:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

You Could save someone's life. Silence is golden.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 00:43:34 ago (+0/-0)

"Get Out", "Nope", "Beep", does this guy ever make a movie with a polysyllabic word in the title? Or is he primarily trying to appeal to niggers?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 2 yearsJun 7, 2023 09:46:45 ago (+1/-0)

He is a mudblood who constantly shits on Whites. He is even worse than a niger.