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When an indian goes on a walk with his dog

submitted by I_am_baal to funny 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 19:03:23 ago (+61/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:54:48 ago (+4/-0)

Please pick up after your Indian.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2023 05:57:47 ago (+1/-0)

Saw a John Wayne movie yesterday and it took me a second to realize that in English Indian refers to two different kinds of people. Why does it have to be this confusing?

[ - ] gaperglory 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 00:34:03 ago (+2/-0)

It wasn't 2 weeks ago that 400 street shitters died because a train was derailed by human shit... accurate. Awesome meme. D/L'd and upvt'd

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 19:10:55 ago (+2/-0)

That's conspirologist's dog.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 19:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

No way in hell. That fucker couldn't train a parakeet to say pretty bird, and I don't think all the bobs and vegene in the world would motivate him to try.

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 19:50:33 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:05:25 ago (+5/-0)

You know what gets my noggin joggin? They shit in the streets, right? Presumably, streets they walk and drive on daily, right? Why the fuck would you shit on streets you either have to walk on, or drive a fuckin moped on? Do they not know how present actions impact future outcomes, that being either shit on your shoes, back, or bike? There's a cute little pajeet bitch at my local corner store, but it's really hard to be attracted to a chick that wipes her ass with her hand. The same hand that she uses to give me my change. Talk about a fuckin deal breaker.

[ - ] Ex_hack 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:15:41 ago (+5/-0)

I was a professional mariner (merchant sailor) for over 15 years. I dealt with a lot of curry niggers (a lot of European merchant ships use curry nigger crews). They are so degenerate that Russian and Thai hookers wouldn't fuck them. They are also a bunch of untrustworthy back stabbing shitheels.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:40:36 ago (+3/-1)

I'm happily married at this point in time, but when I was young, dumb, and full of cum I probably would've worked on nailing pajeetess just to say I did. Now days, I'm content to have the Indian cunt undress me with her eyes and nothing more. She's in that category of "if I wanted to", which is a long list these days. Bitches love a guy with a ring on his finger, even a 5 like me. Kinda wish we could still beat them off with an actual stick sometimes.

[ - ] gaperglory -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 00:35:06 ago (+0/-1)*

Is your husband white?
Just for lolz. Don't get butthurt. That's his job...
P.s. throw some of those bitches my way nigger.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t know that Russian and Thai hookers is a standard by any measure!🤣🤣

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 00:37:27 ago (+3/-0)

Everyone wants to be white, even if they don't admit it. White power.
Thai hookers have weiners. Ladybois.

[ - ] Ex_hack 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently even Thai and Russian hookers have standards.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 22:09:04 ago (+2/-0)

While you are correct about the ass wiping thing, I’m fairly certain the street shitting thing is a kind of half truth. I only say this because I lived in Islamabad, Pakistan in a regular neighborhood, for an entire year once, quite a few years ago. Don’t recall shit in the streets other than from goats and horses.

[ - ] VitaminSieg -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2023 20:42:01 ago (+0/-1)

Get over yourself and fuck her right in the pussy

[ - ] gaperglory 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 00:40:14 ago (+1/-0)

Unless it's a Thai hooker. Then you only have one option.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 02:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

It's funny how he has 49k+ scp but negative ccp, worst streetshitter ever

[ - ] Ex_hack 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 03:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you, come again

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2023 04:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

This is awesome