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Crazy shit happened at my best restaurant

submitted by Conspirologist to TellTalk 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:25:53 ago (+2/-10)     (TellTalk)

I've ordered a take away cheeseburger at my favorite restaurant. When I brought it home, I discovered that the bread on top was missing. This has never happened in my whole life. I think the cooks are all vaxxed there. Looks like one of the vaxxed cooks has gone mental. I'm really sorry, because these guys make awesome food. As far as I understand, the guy who made my cheeseburger is a gooner.



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[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:46:38 ago (+6/-0)

Jidf engagement post

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:47:55 ago (+4/-0)

OP makes the worst posts.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:00:17 ago (+6/-0)

Nah, some are ok but when he goes off script its clear he’s not a native english speaker.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:32:01 ago (+4/-0)

"GOONER means "Porn Addict" and "Arsenal Supporter." The term "gooner" is widely used to refer to someone who is addicted to online porn."

Think he's on or off script here? Not sure I'd trust food from a known porn addict.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:07:25 ago (+1/-0)

You should see how he makes glazed donuts..

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:36:42 ago (+3/-0)

This type of shit is SOP these days.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:47:10 ago (+1/-0)

Reads like AI chatbot was here.