Apparently @PrincessRobotBubblegum thinks she’s a witch or some wicken trash or some shit, as she cast a spell on me this morning. Now I might be mistaken, but I’ve never seen a bitch that claimed she was a witch that wasn’t a fat tattooed gross troll. See jewish satanic link below. - Upgoat

Apparently @PrincessRobotBubblegum thinks she’s a witch or some wicken trash or some shit, as she cast a spell on me this morning. Now I might be mistaken, but I’ve never seen a bitch that claimed she was a witch that wasn’t a fat tattooed gross troll. See jewish satanic link below.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:35:19 ago (+16/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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Bitch is one one today for sure!

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[ - ] xmasskull 8 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:38:26 ago (+8/-0)

"licemonkey"- You gotta' admit,that is pretty funny.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:42:38 ago (+5/-0)

Oh shit, she got that from @beece. That’s his thing. Whatever.

[ + ] beece

[ - ] beece 5 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:24:59 ago (+5/-0)

Hahya, sorry if I started a thing Lice Monkey.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, ya kinda did bro. I’ve had this name forever, because, well, I’m Icelandic.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 18:29:39 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, you were introducing us to that disgusting fish shit. But the coat is nice

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 20:33:08 ago (+0/-0)

What? The dried fish? That shit is the bomb! I have like 1488 lbs of it in storage. Love me some Gulfisker!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 17, 2023 00:39:54 ago (+1/-0)

It’s really nasty, bro

[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:44:55 ago (+2/-1)

Bats & Bees Koinkidink!

Mebbe dyslexic?

Isn’t licemonkey?

Boohoo!

UwU

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:45:49 ago (+3/-0)

🤣🤣

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

Bears beats battlestar galactica. You have now been cursed by the dark jew.

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:56:29 ago (+3/-0)

Knew a girl who thought she was a witch.
Smoking hot.

But she was from the bronx, so probably had a train ran on her.

She was also insane.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:42:04 ago (+3/-0)

I'm calling you @licemonkey for now on.
Whatever spell she cast on you, it worked.
You are officially a lolcow.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

Ok masterfool. You never liked me anyway, I’d expect no less.!⚡️⚡️

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:54:47 ago (+2/-0)

I never had an opinion about you at all.
But now I know you are fun to play with.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

I am fun! Would you like to juggle my balls?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:25:57 ago (+3/-0)

I think he's more of a cum gargler than a ball jiggler

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 18:55:17 ago (+2/-0)

I've got this!

Klaatu barada nikto!!

You should be fine now. You're welcome!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 18:58:39 ago (+1/-0)

Whew! Thanks. I can feel my bowels loosening. I must go download now…

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:10:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:49:29 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's a mishmash of videogame shit and Jewish words. A quick Google revealed Magmoth has something to do with WOW. And I caught the word "baal" at the end of it, which means 'master'.

I'm not giving it credit for meaning anything.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:10:22 ago (+0/-0)

Dude. Super. Fucking Gay.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 17, 2023 01:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:39:46 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:15:29 ago (+0/-0)*

I had a 30's Luger but I foolishly traded it for a model 700 in .308.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

Isn't he a tranny? Or am I thinking of Monica?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

It probably is, but Monica is actually a dude who copped to his unfortunate naming. You can look it up.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 18:40:45 ago (+3/-0)

I know, but I still gotta give him shit for it.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 20:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

I know, right?🤣⚡️⚡️

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 17:01:19 ago (+2/-0)

I think Monica picked his name based on the old Monica/my nigga meme

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

Trannies don't tell you they are a dude. Monica will readily tell you he is a dude.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:40:40 ago (+4/-2)*

Sowwy got yow panties in a bunch!

Boohoo! Waa! Waa! licemonkey!

Fweinds?

UwU

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:44:56 ago (+3/-0)

I’m not in a bunch, I don’t get in a bunch, I’m merely laughing at you! Sure, we can be friends, no sweat, because “if we weren’t friends, I just don’t think I could bear it”! 🤣🤣👺👺🤣🤣

[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 13:46:35 ago (+2/-1)

Sweeeeeeeeet !...!...!

Bored now.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 14:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

You know, me too. I got nothin here.
I know, tell me something you’ve never told anyone else in the world, ever. Let’s play with that.😜

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:06:08 ago (+4/-0)*

Get a room, niggers. It will be magical.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 19:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

Gay.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:21:19 ago (+1/-0)

bix nood

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:54:36 ago (+1/-0)

I've had several run ins with 'covens'.

The woods where me and my mates sometimes hang out have quite a few wandering around at night.

Some of em are straight up hot...but luckily we know better than to go with em

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:04:06 ago (+2/-1)

Lightning Bolt!

[ - ] AryanPrime -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:04:03 ago (+1/-2)

crying inbred niggers who literally pick up stuff the kike tells them to through media then act like it's "their idea"

lmfao, kikes and niggers deserve each other, let them stand on africa fighting over who built it for the next 60 days, then nuke the fucking thing

[ + ] beece

[ - ] beece 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 15:29:15 ago (+1/-0)*

You need to work up some new material Aryan.

Monica is supposed to be pronounced "Muh Nigga".

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 16, 2023 16:16:56 ago (+0/-0)

Son of a beece!🤣

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