Who is pregnant in the top right picture? The woman or her trans-man husband wearing thong-toes bitch sandals? Where I’m from, a man only wears those in a prison shower. If you wear that outside, it better be on the beach or you’re a hoe.
[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 05:19:53 ago (+1/-0)
Only 6 kids? Those are rookie numbers. I will say this. Once you have 2 or 3. It actually doesn't get any harder having more. The older ones start helping out and they all just become best friends and keep themselves busy.
If we are going by playground rules, you will be asking Helena to 'go with you' any time now. You'll drop out of school at 16 to go weld with your dad because you got her pregnant. She finishes her degree in night school, but she can't walk for graduation because both of you have to show up for the interview with the DHS caseworker that day. You'll think to yourselves that the song 'Two Sparrows In A Hurricane' is about you.
I haven't filled the whole story out yet. It is still just a stream of still images from a country music video right now.
Maybe a divorce when Helena gets sick of the beatings and finally gets the courage to leave. But that's a new song. I'm thinking we transition at that point from Tanya Tucker to Jo Dee Messina. Dangus' soundtrack then transitions to 'Achy Breaky Heart'.
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Maybe a divorce when Helena gets sick of the beatings and finally gets the courage to leave. But that's a new song. I'm thinking we transition at that point from Tanya Tucker to Jo Dee Messina. Dangus' soundtrack then transitions to 'Achy Breaky Heart'.
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[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 09:10:16 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] HamsaOfDeath 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 09:41:03 ago (+1/-0)
they play that, and the macarena back to back 24/7, in hell.
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