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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:23:21 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:34:43 ago (+6/-0)

That's just the toxoplasma gondii speaking.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:39:55 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:33:39 ago (+3/-0)

Eating cat food does

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:57:48 ago (+5/-1)

Quit stirring up the House Female dip shit, we all have to endure the fall out because of it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:00:21 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:03:02 ago (+2/-1)

The answer I expected.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 01:40:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 21:33:42 ago (+1/-1)

If we are going by playground rules, you will be asking Helena to 'go with you' any time now. You'll drop out of school at 16 to go weld with your dad because you got her pregnant. She finishes her degree in night school, but she can't walk for graduation because both of you have to show up for the interview with the DHS caseworker that day. You'll think to yourselves that the song 'Two Sparrows In A Hurricane' is about you.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 21:36:01 ago (+1/-1)

Everything sounded great until the dhs caseworker. What happened?

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 21:37:42 ago (+1/-1)*

I haven't filled the whole story out yet. It is still just a stream of still images from a country music video right now.

Maybe a divorce when Helena gets sick of the beatings and finally gets the courage to leave. But that's a new song. I'm thinking we transition at that point from Tanya Tucker to Jo Dee Messina. Dangus' soundtrack then transitions to 'Achy Breaky Heart'.

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 09:10:16 ago (+1/-0)

He comes home drunk one night from his mistresses house and Garth Brooks' the Thunder Rolls plays.

[ - ] HamsaOfDeath 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 09:41:03 ago (+1/-0)

fucking hell. I forgot about that "song".

they play that, and the macarena back to back 24/7, in hell.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 28, 2023 21:38:16 ago (+0/-1)

PWH doesn't really seem like a cat lady type to me. But the image is otherwise accurate.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 00:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

She seems like a Cunt-unspecified type.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 00:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

Top two photos are beautiful. But look at the top right, all boys - extra blessed!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 00:37:41 ago (+3/-0)

Who is pregnant in the top right picture? The woman or her trans-man husband wearing thong-toes bitch sandals? Where I’m from, a man only wears those in a prison shower. If you wear that outside, it better be on the beach or you’re a hoe.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 29, 2023 05:19:53 ago (+1/-0)

Only 6 kids? Those are rookie numbers. I will say this. Once you have 2 or 3. It actually doesn't get any harder having more. The older ones start helping out and they all just become best friends and keep themselves busy.