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Anon enjoys Microsoft products

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 11:18:51 ago (+40/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mcjk80.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

Run > Cmd (run as administrator)

Shutdown -a

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 11:23:40 ago (+0/-0)

/t 315360000

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

Must be Vista

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:40:43 ago (+1/-0)

Oh don't even remind me of that horse shit.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 16:42:12 ago (+0/-0)

When i want updates I install them. When I don't it tdoesn't install them.

I use Artix linux, btw.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 16:50:22 ago (+0/-0)

I bet the dumb cuck still uses Windows.

[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 21:33:56 ago (+0/-0)

Easy solution. Stop using Windows like a nigger.

[ - ] nipo 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 22:36:03 ago (+0/-0)

faggots using windows get what they get

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 11:15:26 ago (+0/-0)

Well at least he is improving himself.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 11:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

got me the other day, blackout had to shutdown quickly before the UPS ran out of power and it wanted to update, fucking stupid thing ran out of power midupdate and had to recover itself

no fucking option to just power down without updating, fuck you M$ you have always been a total cunt about your stupid updates which are just a cover for the data payload you are sending to the NSA

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:29:57 ago (+1/-0)

i didn't listen to the video because it sounded like a lot of static so I watched... this looks like a fake microsoft banner that is trying to get you to click on it. You see these timers on websites selling something that is "on sale now!". They make a fake countdown timer that resets when you click refresh on the page or it just starts over. It makes idiots think "I have to buy this now" or in this case "I must click a button on the banner to stop it from restarting or updating". Then when they click it they get a virus.

Again I didn't watch the video with sound so if it's something else I don't give a fuck. The audio was gay.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

this looks like a fake microsoft banner that is trying to get you to click on it

It was actually a thing for awhile. Now they have the notification thingy, and they generally wait for a natural reset, after warning you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:38:19 ago (+0/-0)

the last 10 seconds made it all worth it

[ - ] froggy 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

Linux

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:55:07 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit, is that me?

Not the updates shit, I can stop that but the rapid devolution to FUCK YOU I'M A RACIST

It's like I'm looking in the mirror

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 18:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

He's not wrong. Sounds like someone should tell him about LTSB.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 22:29:48 ago (+1/-0)

We need a consumer protection law that say the person who is using the computer has complete control, and it is a felony to make it hard to understand.

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:57:11 ago (+2/-0)

Give Tronscript a try to debloat and remove Microsoft spyware and telemetry. You can and should still update security updates when they are released.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 14:50:54 ago (+2/-0)

That’s a lot of noise for I should install Linux

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 11:26:25 ago (+3/-0)

That took a hard right turn at the end.

Premium content, I like it.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:29:54 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 10:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

Touché

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:19:51 ago (+6/-2)

What a fucking moron, just deactivate automatic updates & stop bitching like a menstruating 16yo.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 18:58:33 ago (+4/-0)

That option is no longer available!

Microsoft does what the fuck they want with your computer now!!!!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:42:52 ago (+1/-1)

Windows is clearly too much for him to handle. He would be better off getting an apple instead.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 16:41:19 ago (+0/-0)

bad advice he should install gentoo instead

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 18:41:49 ago (+0/-0)

I hate apple as much as anyone but if this guy cant configure windows i doupt he can install a diffrent OS

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 21:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 01:00:26 ago (+0/-0)

You are absolutely right I withdraw my former post

[ - ] taoV 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 18:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

"What the fuck is it with grubs, I don't want GRUBs, THIS NIGGER GATES WANT ME TO EAT GRUBS!!!"
Is how that would go.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 21:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

that's how it went for me lol

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -3 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:24:05 ago (+1/-4)

missing the point entirely

Rottie moment

[ - ] Rotteuxx 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 12:36:10 ago (+4/-2)

Elevating & celebrating stupidity as a baseline.

Dangus moment

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:40:46 ago (+1/-1)

Taking the responsibility from the manufacturer and putting it on the user is retarded. No one should have to deal with that bullshit. Kys cuck

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:58:37 ago (+1/-1)

Why the fuck would you buy their product then?

Fucking moron encouraging his abusers.

Now THAT'S a fucking cuck.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 14:45:30 ago (+0/-0)

You keep making cuck excuses like a good goy.

"Durrrrr just fix a product that you paid for, it's normal to pay for busted ass shit, it's your problem, durrrr"
"Durrrr just don't buy the product that you need, it's your problem."

Shut the fuck up. THE POINT is that microsoft shouldn't be selling busted ass product. But keep cucking for them like a little bitch dicklicker.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:19:35 ago (+1/-1)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So basically you're saying that you're too fucking dumb to run linux and adapt to it, instead you prefer to be extremely lazy intellectually and blame whoever is next to you for your own personal failings.

If you're retarded enough to buy a busted ass product, you deserve a busted ass experience while runing it.

Your point is equivalent to that of a thot assuming she should be wined and dined because boobs.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

Keep sucking microsoft dick.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:40:49 ago (+2/-0)

You're the one willingly sucking on bill gate's dick while crying rape.

retard

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 15:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'm the one making a post criticizing Microsoft. You don't...understand much, do you? Classic voat glue eater.
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