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Bait Bike

submitted by shitface9000 to funny 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 12:49:15 ago (+65/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/z0eh6g.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 13:07:15 ago (+13/-0)

Pavement apes. Serves them right. Don't take shit that doesn't belong to you nigger. The fact there was a (((white))) guy in the mix makes me think it's fake, but those hits look pretty legit.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 16:50:17 ago (+2/-0)

I was hoping for a head first splat

[ - ] bosunmoon 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 14:44:17 ago (+9/-0)

fake and gay.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 18:19:47 ago (+2/-0)

The fact that there is a cable attached and the first thing you look at to see if a bike is locked up or not is is there a cable it makes no sense.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 17:57:02 ago (+0/-0)

The sound effects in the slow-mo parts were definitely fake (and gay).

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2023 12:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

watch how those niggers hit the ground, that shit aint fake

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 13:33:06 ago (+7/-0)

Now That's entertainment.!!!

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 13:14:54 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 8 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 13:33:48 ago (+8/-0)

Concrete is "racist"!

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 14:09:22 ago (+7/-0)

Love watching nigger thieves suffer

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:31:18 ago (+2/-0)

Did concrete commit the crime or the bike?

Asking for equity.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 16:59:24 ago (+1/-0)

meh, just don't post the video if things go right.

[ - ] Trope 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 14:04:56 ago (+5/-0)

This is top notch content. Very well done. We all thank you for accepting the risks involved.

Fucking thieves.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

They are actually people who responded to a craigslist ad to do some jackass stunts.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 15:10:09 ago (+3/-0)

Monkey see money take.

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

Is this the same people who spent hours hoping for a White guy to steal it as it was non stop niggers? Eventually paying Whites? Cause they didn't want to be muh racist.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2023 01:11:07 ago (+1/-0)

Kinda like that one woman who walked around new York for a day and recorded all the men cataloging her, she uploaded it and had it pointed out to her that the men catcalling her were all black or brown.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 18:04:51 ago (+2/-0)

I love these bait bike videos. Rarely, they’ll catch a whitey, 99 percent of the time it’s a nigger.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:07:41 ago (+0/-0)

which proves...African-Americans like cycling more than the white boy!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be African if you've never were born or lived there they are Amerinogz.

Don't forget to vote yes on your eventual genocide.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 13:08:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2023 00:18:55 ago (+1/-0)

Haha 9/10 landing, not as good as the penetrator bike though.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:30:31 ago (+1/-0)

Glad to see the mask stayed on.

Everyones moar sayferist becawsum.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 15:44:21 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers wonder why people hate them.

[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2023 03:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay. Notice how he leaned to the side right before it stopped? Almost as if he anticipated it.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 23:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent!

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

I saw a bait bike video where the guy rigged a KNIFE into the seat so it stabbed anyone in the ass who tried to steal it.
Really funny.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 17:33:14 ago (+0/-0)*

What is making the bike flip over in the exact same spot? The bike is only going like 15 mph down that little hill. Brakes or no brakes it should be easy to control. Everyone signed a waiver beforehand.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 17:43:19 ago (+2/-0)

There’s a rope tied to it

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:08:45 ago (+3/-0)

this queens guy is not bright

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 17:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. You can clearly see it in the beginning. Thanks.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:09:20 ago (+1/-0)

lol dumbass, I bet you would fall for it

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

That is highly unlikely since I don’t steal bikes.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 22:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

next you gonna say 'we wuz kangz'

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

That is highly unlikely since I don’t steal bikes.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 17:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

If one of those niggers broke his neck and died, I wonder what the jew courts would do?

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:08:13 ago (+1/-0)

It's illegal to make booby traps (that's a damn shame) in my state. If someone dies because of your illegal booby trap, then you get charged with murder/manslaughter. Other states probably have similar laws because the jews don't want you teaching their niggers not to do bad things.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 23:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Would it be a booby trap if you put a lock on the cable?
It seems like you'd get the case dismissed if you were just locking your bike up with the only chain you had.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 23:33:26 ago (+1/-0)

As long as they didn't discover you were filming people face-planting for the lulz, then I'm sure that a padlock would be plausible deniability!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sue the city for committing a crime on a protected species.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 16:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

why those fuckers never get hurt? like normal people break their bones in small home accidents, but those fuckers steal, get shot at and somehow often don't suffer long lasting consequences.

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily -7 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 14:21:06 ago (+0/-7)

Theft, crime, suffering and making fun of people less fortunate than you and finding a way to monetize it. This is American culture. Don't worry though, it is all fake, and shallow deep and can be easily erased from your memory. Just like this video

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 19:51:12 ago (+3/-0)

poor thieves!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:01:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 23, 2023 21:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

And your comment.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 24, 2023 12:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

kys faggot