If you asked me what I love in this world, I would pause and say my dog. - Upgoat

If you asked me what I love in this world, I would pause and say my dog.
submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:09:14 ago (+8/-2) (TellUpgoat)

deleted

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 13:26:19 ago (+1/-0)

Has she done anything specific recently to merit such a post?

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:21:46 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve had to go in my neighbors yard to repair our fence. Daisy is a beast. She’s loosened boards trying to go after the neighbors. However she is the classic “courage the cowardly dog” she charges in, full of bluster and barking up a storm, until there is an actual threat, then she hides behind me. Yet, I love this dog!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 13:52:56 ago (+1/-0)

You would... PAWS?

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:16:36 ago (+1/-0)

Yes and no, in her chewing phase she cost me hundreds of dollars. I lost cables, shoes, slippers, etc. but now when a salesman comes to the door, I answer it holding her collar. She barks up a storm and potentially saves me thousands! No goddamnit, I don’t want solar!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, man! Our old girl is great that way also. She has such a deep, intimidating snarl; from the other side of the door, she sounds genuinely frightening. Pretty sure she'd run away if we really needed her, but I'm not positive about that.

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 16:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

I feel the same way about my Daisy. She will bark up a storm if there is danger but will she defend me? I don’t know. Her snarling and growling may be just enough to save my fat ass.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 16:32:05 ago (+1/-0)

Fingers crossed!

I know we'd be totally safe if the mailman attacked us for some reason. She HATES him!!

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:05:50 ago (+1/-0)

The problems she solves never present themselves cause niggers hate shepherds. She is a good dog!

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:13:46 ago (+2/-0)

There is that, if I wear dark clothes, walk home she goes nuts! Barks up a storm until she gets a whiff. I stink nice to her.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:10:00 ago (+2/-0)

I feel the same about my dumbass silver lab, Gracie. Shes adorable though and is a hell of fetcher and swimmer.
https://files.catbox.moe/ify0sq.jpg

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

Daisy will bring the ball back, when she’s done with it. She will drop it. I throw it. Cycle repeats.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ + ] Autismo

[ - ] Autismo -1 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 17:55:29 ago (+0/-1)

that's a pitubll you stupid nigger

[ + ] Autismo

[ - ] Autismo -2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 17:53:00 ago (+0/-2)

that's a pitubll you stupid nigger

[ - ] gardella 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 15:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

We have always gotten the "free" dog, runts rule. Our Kengal is only 70lbs but what she lacks in size, she makes up for in speed. Olive Oyl brings us her kills which at first was disconcerting, but the wild animals have learnt to not cut through our yard. I will gladly take the runt any day.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 15:34:34 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, but what about your children?

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

You’re an asshole and just started your shift in Israel

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:54:26 ago (+0/-0)

What? You on your period, sally?

You don’t have children?

Look bro, we all love dogs and they are good and loyal, but you gotta have children to feel the true meaning of love. And to propagate the race

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

I have two adult children. They grew up fine, and I enjoy their visits. But let’s talk about you, Jews hate their families. I will adopt you if you need love. You’re a good boy. I’m proud of you. You’re my favorite son.

[ + ] Portmanure

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 01:04:24 ago (+0/-0)

We are a traditional family, let us know if you plan to come home for thanksgiving. We are looking forward to your visit.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 11:01:52 ago (+0/-0)

I have a big thanksgiving planned with my whole family. No bipolars allowed.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 6, 2023 11:01:07 ago (+0/-0)

Hmm you sound bipolar. Must be age related dementia.
Tell your kids to have children.

Sign into an existing account

If you asked me what I love in this world, I would pause and say my dog. submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:09:14 ago (+8/-2) (TellUpgoat)

If you asked me what I love in this world, I would pause and say my dog.
submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:09:14 ago (+8/-2) (TellUpgoat)